OK folks, is any body missing??? It's after 5 did the rapture happen?

[madmom]

[Ian David]

1. It has to be after sundown. When they blow The Shofar at the synagogue.

I think The Jews have all been raptured, because nobody is answering the phone at the local Orthodox synagogue.

Oh, wait...

[Mrs. Overall]

2. Any tweets coming through from heaven yet?

[rufus dog]

3. wouldn't this be the ultimate win/win?

Just asking.

[derby378]

4. It's 4 here in the Central Time Zone

Got any relatives in Nova Scotia? Give them a call.

[azmouse]

5. It's only 2 pm here.

:7 I guess we'll have to wait a little longer here to see what happens.

[Blue_In_AK]

And only 1:00 here in God's country.

:rofl:

[azmouse]

15. awwww damn....

You mean NO Republicans got raptured yet in your state either? I was hoping the entire Republican party would disappear here in AZ.
Well... better luck to us both at the next rapture! :hi:

[tridim]

18. Gawd's watch is set to GMT

We're all screwed.

[RagAss]

6. No...but I just cleared the room with a fart....does that count?

[WCGreen]

7. Damn, missed it again....

I wonder when the next Rapture is coming through...

There should be a schedule somewhere.

[The Straight Story]

8. Am up in heaven right now, I was the only one worth taking I guess

And yes, they have internet here.

[cwydro]

11. Sooo, is God a yellow dog?

[The Straight Story]

16. Haven't got to meet yet, he was busy watching his favorite show, "Humanity, the reality show"

Not sure when it will be over.

[damntexdem]

22. Probably fairly soon.

The global-climate ratings have been dismal. And the sanity ratings don't even make it onto the chart.

[JonQ]

9. Why time zone is the rapture on?

GMT?

It would be odd if it honored our time zones, so people would disappear in in groups, over a 24 hour period. You could see all the people who didn't make it from the later time zones and feel bad for them, and if you didn't want to get raptured just drive really fast in to one that has already been cleared out.

[merh]

10. We could have been left behind.

:evilgrin:

[Arugula Latte]

12. Did the fundies leave any good stuff behind for us?

I don't want any Thomas Kinkade tchotchkes, thank you.

[DKRC]

13. Was that today?!

Dammit!

:evilgrin:

[tekisui]

14. Ah shit. I was left behind.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[azmouse]

17. You're in very good company!

All of DU is still here! We rule!! :woohoo:

[OswegoAtheist]

19. Guess not, if DU is still active.

Oswego "Besides, God has Obama on Letterman tivo'd." Atheist

[ezgoingrl]

20. I'm not here,

which is odd since I'm an atheist. Go figure.

[damntexdem]

21. Sorry, but Damntexdem is unaccountably absent from his place.

Not!!!

Did I have you fooled? ;-)

[CanonRay]

23. I raptured up, but changed my mind

Didn't like the company up there.

[Historic NY]

24. I mowed the lawn & the painting of the house continues...I wanted it nice for the event.

[tosh]

25. Oh noes!! What did I miss?? nt.

[Captain Hilts]

26. Still here! Whew!

[MichiganVote]

27. Somebody better check freerepubic

[tanyev]

28. I saw a pile of clothes on the side of the road.

:scared:

[TxRider]

29. What you think there's no internet in heaven? Blasphemer!