What has been your best rebuttal to a republican?

[holiday]

What is your shining moment? Have a good rebuttal you came up with when some wingnut was in your face? Share them here!

[valerief]

1. How do you do Fart in the Face in a post? nt

[holiday]

13. bwhaha

[RagAss]

2. Actually won the DU slogan contest a few months back with this line I used on a PUG..

"This is our country. Not your church !

[valerief]

21. Excellent!

:applause:

[corpseratemedia]

3. "Don't hit me again! I don't want to date you either!"

true..

[elocs]

4. "Watch out because Obama is really going to burn your asses Wednesday night".

They were all overcome with fear.

[notadmblnd]

5. Actually it was a comment I made just today

in my local paper when a poster referred to his drug addicted, pedophile gawd rush limpballs. I asked what it was Rush did to earn and keep their following;

Share his Oxycontin stash or go to South America with a suitcase full of Viagra and bring back little brown skinned boys for them to bugger?

[virgogal]

6. I don't argue with them,some are my very dear friends. We just

agree to disagree and move on.

We all have the same problems and joys and we proceed together through life.

[mdmc]

9. me too for the most part

I throw some religion at them (Jesus was a liberal) at times, but otherwise, I live and let live.
I have no tolerance for bigotry or homophobia, but other then that, I can get along fine with most.
Oh yeah, I really hate cruelity and stupidity, but I find much of that in our own party as well.

[virgogal]

16. A good sensible attitude.

[mdmc]

18. in fact that might be my best rebuttal to my GOP buddies

most support gay rights and are not bigots.
I point out that they are in the party of bigots..

[marlakay]

11. I had to do that with my neighbors

even say the words agree to disagree, but it has left us with little to talk about. Sometimes its almost funny how we pass and talk about the weather, our gardens and grandkids.

And since both our grandkids live out of state...we mostly have fluff or long garden conversations!!

[virgogal]

15. Sounds good to me.

[mdmc]

7. I have an alcoholic neo-con jewish friend

once during an anti-minority rant I replied, "Yeah. And the jews kill God. We should open up a concentration camp and kill all the jews!" He replied, "Fuck YES!" then paused and said "wait a minute." Then laughed the way drunk neo-cons laugh when they realize how full of shit they are.

[KansDem]

8. "I agree with that! (pointing to sign). Just where are the weapons?"

I attended a rally the Saturday before last and waded through the anti-Obama/anti-health care demonstrators on my way to the other side, and encountered someone with a sign that read, "Stop wasting my money!"

He had no clue as to what I was referring...

[ddeclue]

10. Post on brainshrub.com as guest blogger: We never expected an American inquisition.

I wrote about Bushco torture. It was brilliant.

[TlalocW]

12. I caused the grandson of Fred Phelps

To have a conniption and leave a chat channel we were both on after I used his own "logic" against him.

Details here:
http://colddaypontooning.blogspot.com/2007/04/fun-with-fred-phelps.html

Also in that post is my physically intimidating two of the Phelps clan without trying.

TlalocW

[Bigmack]

14. "To be a Repub...

you have to be rich or stupid. Which are you?"

[centristgrandpa]

17. reply to GOPer: go funk yourself you funkin idiot.

we were chatting about Mr. Obama versus gorge "evil" bush weeks before the election, it was a defining moment, too funny.

[abq e streeter]

19. not so much a rebuttal or "in my face" ,but read a few of em a Hitler quote

about morality and Christianity and got em to agree that this sounded like a good quotation before telling em who said it. Conversely have also read em "anti-Christian" quotes by Jefferson, Washington, etc that they thought sounded unpatriotic, anti-American etc before telling em the source of the quotes. Mostly they just grumbled and changed the subject or walked away.

[holiday]

20. I think mine was

a little borrowed from here and my post about racism/Obama disagreeing...

I said you know what's worse than being accused of racism, the actual ACT of racism. Maybe next time a republican official sends an email with watermelons on the White House lawn the tea baggers can protest that. Or maybe the only thing that gets them angry enough to protest is taxes?

[sagetea]

22. In 2004, I worked as a janitor

at a school, the principal, called me "a commie, pinko, liberal" I told him that my husband calls me that when he wants sex, so watch it!

sage

[Loki]

23. To a Republican endodontist (root canal dentist) who works in the same office

as my husband, when he was blowing off about "socialized medicine" and the "rationing" that will most certainly come, I asked, "did you become an endodontist to help people, or just to make money?" He never answered me, just walked nervously away, Just for background, I'm an RN who spent all of her nursing career working in a not for profit teaching hospital in Kansas City MO. I am not Mrs. Nice Guy any more.

[Wizard777]

24. Well Fuck You!

:blush: I went to the Ron White School Of Debating.

[Xicano]

25. So how did that trickle down & deregulation work out?

n/t