"Quit hiding Granny, you know it's time"

[salinen]

Maybe I should wring her little neck now, and save time waiting for the passage of Obama-euthancare. You know, it's quite difficult trying to drag granny out from under the bed. The very latest polls show that killing Granny is becoming less and less popular. Only 2/3rds of Americans want her sub-humus. Watching T.V. or listening to the radio would lead one to think that "everyone" wants Granny to survive until her real death. That's why I became a liberal. After all, if no institution should be too big to fail, my Granny fits that criteria. She has all the property and bonds and money under the mattress. Compared to me, she's Chase Manhattan.

"Come back here Granny. O well, she's can't get very far with that walker."

[imdjh]

1. funny nt

[madmax]

2. We Grannies,

of the 60's generation don't fit the typical 'granny' sterotype. We're still sssssmmmoookin baby, and though we may sag a bit here and there we're still ready to rock. ;) :bounce: :party: :hippie:

[salinen]

11. Don't worry

we'll put extra people out to capture you.

[madmax]

14. ....

:rofl:

[Schema Thing]

3. Just your headline is a DUzy

[maxsolomon]

4. as Lyle Lovett sings:

I wear grandmother's ring
On my finger
On my finger
She had a tooth of gold
And just before she died
She said son
You can have my tooth
But do i
Really have to go

Look around
And you will see
This world is full of creeps like me
You look surpised
You shouldn't be
This world is full of creeps like me

[Curtland1015]

5. Be careful, they're more resourceful than they look!

I cornered two oldies to put in my "Obama-Care Elderly Removal Van", when a gang of them put me to sleep with stories about their grand kids! When I woke, I was tied a tree and my van was gone!

Those oldies are devious!

[PADemD]

6. LOL n/t

[salinen]

7. You're such a rookie

[tjwash]

8. Only if her crystal starts to glow red

nt

[KansDem]

9. Is she a Republican?

Apparently, we're only going after Republicans, so if she isn't, she's safe...for now

[KittyWampus]

10. I propose a children's game to indoctrinate them and we can call it either "Catch Granny"

or "Granny N Death Panel"

Basically, one kid is "it" or "Granny" and has to run to keep away from all the other players who, in turn, are trying to catch "Granny".

Whoever finally catches "Granny"' gets to throw the first ball at her. If that doesn't knock her down, the others players get their chance.

[salinen]

12. Now you're talkin

Every elementary school playground in America.

[murray hill farm]

13. Watch it now!

Granny's got a gun....and she's waiting for ya!