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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 12:35 PM
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Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA-The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World
You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

We are currently active in 20 states and growing. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.

We currently cover the following states:
Maine,New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Colorado, Oklahoma, Kansas, Washington, Oregon, Idaho and Montana ... and growing.

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals.

Thank you for your interest in Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. We hope we can help provide you with peace of mind.

Please visit our FAQS page

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

This is a new one.

I'm gonna contact them and see how business is.
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 12:37 PM
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1. this is the best idea ever
and I really mean that. I wish I had thought of it.
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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 12:56 PM
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2. Me too. nt
Edited on Tue Aug-25-09 12:56 PM by Are_grits_groceries
Maybe they will start a SC franchise.
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CanonRay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 01:41 PM
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3. I'm near Colorado Springs (rapture central)
Can I join???? Please o please? I'm a committed atheist with a law enforcement background.
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