If Obama drops too far in the polls, what country should we invade?

[AndrewP]

Preferably one with a lot of brown people with funny names. They are scary!

Do you think we could get a wicked cool music video to accompany the invasion clips on Fox News?

[onehandle]

1. Kansas. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Canada, of course.

We can steal their health care system.

[rurallib]

5. beat me to it. Your point.

[johnaries]

22. Yes, my first thought. nt

[rurallib]

3. Canada. We'll rescue them from their health care system.

[Wapsie B]

4. Oklahoma and maybe Arkansas.

[madeline_con]

6. New Mexico. It's the immigrants' fault! n/t

[Sheepshank]

23. Hey...I was going to say New Mexico!!!

We can help them become New Americana or No Mexico!

[realisticphish]

7. Switzerland

Strategic, unexpected, and they have nice chocolate.

[baldguy]

21. But they'd conquer us with those handy-dandy little knives.

We wouldn't stand a chance.



Especially against the corkscrew.

[doc03]

8. France everyone hates the French n/t

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

9. Venezuela

[Imperfect World]

10. Texas first.

Then Alaska.

[Juche]

11. Iran

We have to make the world safe for peak oil.

[liberalmuse]

12. Hawaii.

And of course the music must be the greatest composition of all time, the theme song from "Hawaii Five-O".

[DarthDem]

13. Canada

Instant universal health care coverage, mandated by the Equal Protection Clause that Scalia loves so much. Actually, can we make a few calls to officials in Ottawa to make this happen? I'm struggling to see a downside here for either party.

[pipi_k]

14. Latvia. If the people aren't brown enough, there's always Rit Dye

[nevergiveup]

15. Tuvalu

9 square miles with a population of 11,992. Being the third smallest country in the world it is ripe for a takeover.

[Chemisse]

16. Great idea - we could saunter in and take it easy like Reagan took Grenada

It'd be like the NY Yankees taking on your kid's Little League team. And damn wouldn't those Yankees pwn!

[TexasObserver]

17. Canada and Cuba. It's not socialism if we make THEM provide health care for 40 million.

Just the spoils of war.

[boppers]

18. The Vatican

The subcontract out their military to guys in funny outfits, should be a piece of cake.

[Strong Atheist]

19. The Duchy of Grand Fenwick.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Fenwick

[greennina]

20. Alabama!

OK, I know it isn't a country, but the government there really needs to be replaced.

[jimshoes]

24. I vote for Puerto Rico

We almost couldn't lose.