George Bush prison joke

[jmowreader]

So it seems that President Obama finally finished fixing all the shit Bush broke and turned his attention to punishing the people who broke it...he got a jury trial, the jury deliberated for five minutes and found him guilty of violating every law ever written including the law of gravity. They threw him in jail.

On his first day there, he was assigned to the prison laundry. The massive prisoner who runs it interviewed him.

"What's your name?"

'George Walker Bush.'

"What did you do before you got arrested?"

'What? Don't you know who I am?'

"Yes. You're George Walker Bush. I never fucking heard of you before, so tell me who the fuck you are before I kick your ass."

'I'm the greatest president who ever lived!'

"Oh. And Mister Greatest President who Ever Lived, how many years did you get?"

'Thirty-seven.'

"Whatcha do?"

Bush curled his lip. "Nothing. I didn't do a fucking thing.'

"Oh, that's fuckin' bullshit and you know it, asshole. You only get seven years for that."

[scubadude]

1. Another joke

Three surgeons are playing golf.

The first on says "I'm the greatest surgeon in the world. My last patient had his hands cut off by a chain saw, I operated, and now he is playing the Piano for a symphony orchestra.

The second says "Wait a minute, I'm the greatest surgeon. My last patient lost both his arms and legs in a car accident, and I put them back on and he is dancing in the ballet.

Finally the third says "Hold on you two, you both know I'm the greatest surgeon. My last patient was out riding his horse drunk, got hit by a train and they only found his cowboy hat and the horses ass... He went on to become President of the United States..."