Wednesday in the weeds? Don't be down, . . . please come CAPTION (Mr. PotatoHead)!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is saying, "I'm telling you America, it's right there in the bill . . . in black and white . . . if anyone wants to really read it. . . . They got not only death panels . . . but death squads!!!!! . . . (mugs the camera, and as though on the QT and says) They'll probably be using Acorn members!!! . . . (pauses, smiles) and mandatory cloning . . . it's in the fine print . . . You'll have to be cloned with your homosexual neighbor!!! . . . You just wouldn't believe it!!! (owl-eyed, cocks head and clownishly flips up his brows)"

[loyalkydem]

1. Excuse me

I am high, just ignore me while I smoke another joint.

[skip fox]

2. " . . . and they'll clone stem cells and make weird hybrids, half human

and half donkey for all I know (guffaws). . . And create troops of little ebony soldiers who goose-step through the streets . . . and have bad German accents and stuff . . . (knits his brows) . . . But why?? (throws up hands pretending to look puzzled) . . . Oh, I got it!!!! . . . they'll all get to vote, . . . (aside) even the half-man half-kangaroo for all I know, . . . and the little Nazis will keep the rest of us from the polling places . . . .It's all right there in the bill!!! . . . Damned impossible to believe!!!! (makes face like little boy seeing his father take a greasy dump on the kitchen floor)"

[maddezmom]

3. Beck: "and now for my itinerary.....I'm going on the Road with the Hitler Youth"

:scared:

[skip fox]

4. "I'm telling you America, if we don't wake up soon, we're going to find

people like you and me in the fields with the migrant workers, and people like Obama and the good Reverend Wright in the plantation house calling for more mint juleps . . . and to be fanned harder. . . . Just how is it racist to point out the truth???

[skip fox]

5. "WOW!!! . . . I'M THERE!!! . . . I love those 'On the Road' movies

I hope I get to play Bing Crosby . . . . Wow, singing in the moonlight and stuff. . . . But I wonder who they'll get to play the Hitler youth? . . . Oh well, . . . some early adolescent Republicans . . . I'll let Rove pick 'em . . . But I want O'Reilly and Hannity to be my butlers . . . . Hmmm . . . Think Limbaugh can cook??"

[skip fox]

6. DU: Does the original article so exceed the bounds of a considered intelligence

that satire is proved, in effect, moot, useless, redundant? This might well be true in this case. Or . . . people can be too tired or adverse to CAPTION.

As WCW wrote: So be it.