Jesus Christ had children, grandson still alive

[Stingo]

The amazing thing is not that Christ had children, but that one of Christ’s grandchildren is still alive. More amazing still, the grandson thinks he can get $100,000 for his 20 year old car through and Ebay auction.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/08/11/jesus-christ-had-children-grandson-still-alive/

[frogcycle]

1. He misunderstands

People look at his old beater and exclaim "Jesus Christ, son, that's a grand piece of shit"
He's a bit dyslexic and misinterprets.

[baldguy]

2. Did you look at the auction? The damn thing's in Guam.

Is he going to reimburse me for shipping to New York?

[zbdent]

6. no, but he'll pray for your soul ...

[baldguy]

8. At least He could part he waters so I could drive it home.

Crap! That's Moses, isn't it?

[zbdent]

9. well, you could drive on the water ...

but I'd be careful ... since he's only the grandson, there "warranty" might run out in international waters ...

[Curtland1015]

3. ...and I thought I had a Great Grandfather!

Ba-ZING!

[rurallib]

4. So --- does he have a birth certificate?

[Stingo]

5. He was born in Hawaii

But maybe Guam. Perhaps the Repubs will run him for President.

[derby378]

7. Shock-rocker GG Allin's birth name was Jesus Christ Allin

Once again, America beats out Guam on the crazy factor. We're so proud. :silly:

[Stingo]

10. Crazy??

You mean this isn't normal?