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We stopped by the library the other day and while I was looking for 2 or 3 books I wanted to read, Miz t. went to scope out the audio books for a future road trip.
I found what I wanted, checked out my books, and went in search of Miz t. I found her talking to two elderly white-haired women. One had a look of real concern and worry on her face. The other one just looked...PISSED! Forehead wrinkled, brows together, and a scowl on her face. As I came within earshot I heard Miz t. say "Well, my husband knows something about it. Ask him."
Me: "About what?" Miz t. "About the healthcare Bill." Oh boy... Worried Lady: "Are they gonna tell us what doctor we can go to? Are they gonna tell us if we can get a hip replacement?" Pissed Lady: Just scowled at me. Me: "No, m'am. Not the way I understand it. If you like the doctor you have, you get to keep him. And nobody's gonna tell you what medical procedures you can or can't have." PL: "YES THEY WILL! YES THEY WILL!" Me: "No, m'am. I'm sorry that just not true. Where are you getting your information?" During this whole exchange Worried Lady is speechless, just looking back and forth from me to PL. PL: "YES IT IS TRUE! I GOT IT OFF THE INTERNET! THEY'RE GONNA EUTHANIZE US! IT'S SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!" Oh lord...she's read the email that's making the rounds with all the wildass, scary misinformation in it. And she's been scaring the shit out of the poor Worried Lady with all that crap. Me: "M'am, I don't believe anything on the internet. At least not anonymous stuff that shows up in my inbox with no attribution or link to original material. You can make up anything you want to and put it on the net." PL: "WELL, IT IS SO TRUE! NOT ONLY THAT, THIS IS A CHRISTIAN NATION! WE DON'T NEED TO BE PAYING FOR HEALTHCARE FOR A BUNCHA IMMIGRANTS! NOT ONLY THAT, HE'S NOT EVEN A CITIZEN! I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM!" OK, this is just more 'stupid' than I can or will deal with. Me: "Lady, this conversation just ended. Come on, Hon."
We walked outside and Miz t. said "Holy Moley. That was scary. How can anybody be that stupid?" I guess you have to work at it. :-(
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