What someone might think if Bush had been behind the door in North Korea:

[Are_grits_groceries]

"Thirty hours ago, Euna Lee and I were prisoners in North Korea. We feared that at any moment we could be prisoners in a hard labor camp. Then suddenly we were told that we were going to a meeting. We were taken to a location and when we walked through the doors, we saw standing before us President Bill Clinton. We were shocked, but we knew instantly in our hearts that the nightmare of our lives was finally coming to an end. And now we stand here home and free."

Wow.

I cannot even imagine.

Also, here's what's weird: If I was in a North Korean prison, cut off from the world, and then the door opened, and there stood George W. Bush........well......I have to say I wouldn't be entirely certain that my ordeal was over. In other words, you see Clinton and you think "freedom!", but you see Bush there, and you think "What's he doing here? Did they catch him too? Or is he in on it? What the hell is going on?"

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If Cheney came, I'd expect to disappear somewhere over the Pacific.

[izquierdista]

1. Whup, can't get it open

Better get out of here, ol' Euna-Boona and what's her name are probably turrrists anyway.

[seafan]

2. Yeah, the feeling would be different somehow.

[Chemisse]

3. If the door opened and I saw Bush

I'd think it was all a set up and I was just there to be a human sacrifice to satisfy some aspect of Bush's religious fanaticism.

I would definitely not be pleased.

[lamp_shade]

4. "Oh Shit, they got him too?"

[TheBigotBasher]

5. If Bush was on the other side

I'd think my number was up, if it was Cheney, I'd assume I was facing a long slow death.

[Kaleko]

6. You highlight a good point.

On a visceral level most people instinctively grasp that Bill Clinton, however flawed he may be, is an agent of life while Bush and Cheney are agents of death.

[KamaAina]

7. Bush + door + Asia =