BREAKING: A new federal program! "Clunkers for Cash"

[KansDem]

clunk·er (clngkr)
n. Informal
1. A decrepit machine, especially an old car; a rattletrap.
2. A failure; a flop.

What better way to describe what has infested the health-care debate: Republicans and Blue Dogs with their hands out wanting those lucrative health-care industry donations...

[BOSSHOG]

1. My wife thought it was a program

about husbands. She wanted to get her a younger model.

I love it when some moron on right wing radio that could not make a living any other way says FDR did not end the depression, World War II ended the depression.

And just what was WWII? Why a mssive dose of federal spending. It must be incredibly painful going through life upholding conservative values.

[boobooday]

2. Or maybe that's how they get you to turn Granny in

for the euthanasia program.