I have a secret fantasy where Obama calls a press conference...

[Robb]

...I had this little daydream this morning:

The President approaches the podium, raises his hands, and the room falls silent.

"Good morning."

Pencils hover over note pads.

"It has come to my attention lately that there are, shall we say, concerned citizens who have expressed continued interest in the matter of my eligibility to be your president. (pause for laughter) Now, now. Settle down. These people have every right to express their opinions on matters that concern them. And I also have a responsibility as your elected representative to address these issues as they appear.

"To that end," he continues sternly, "I have decided to release, here and now, what those individuals have been asking for. My long-form birth certificate. Robert...?"

Gibbs approaches from stage left, wearing a Burger King crown and holding aloft an enormous scroll. He lifts a kazoo to his lips, blows "BA BA BA BAAAAH!!" and rolls the scroll out. It's thirty feet long, and runs down the aisle all the way to the door. Laughter erupts.

"Thank you very much for your time," says Obama, beaming. "Hopefully this will satisfy the naysayers out there."

But what you can't see on the cameras is the thousands of lines of text on the scroll, only visible to the reporters in the room. Later that day, a camera phone picture appears on some correspondents' blog, where you can see, repeated over and over in 10-point type for thirty feet of paper:

YOU LOST GET OVER IT YOU LOST GET OVER IT YOU LOST GET OVER IT ....

:)

[napoleon_in_rags]

1. LOL! I like it! nt.

[graywarrior]

2. Bwahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[blondeatlast]

3. Perfect.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[blondeatlast]

4. K before bed! nt

[Horse with no Name]

5. It's a companion fantasy that have to right wing blowhards

Right before they come on air (pick the one you want..o'lielley, limpballs, beckerpeckerhead, etc)An announcer says he regrets to inform you...then a munchkin jumps out and sings

Munchkins
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!
Mayor
As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.
Barrister
But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Mayor
To see?
Barrister
If she
Mayor
If she?
Barrister
Is morally, ethic'lly
Father No.1
Spiritually, physically
Father No. 2
Positively, absolutely
Munchkins
Undeniably and reliably Dead
Coroner
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.
Mayor
Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants
Barrister
If any.
Mayor
Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!

[Robb]

6. Kicking

...'cause I guess I'm not entirely alone here. :)

[guitar man]

7. I love it!!

Schadenfreude!!!


:rofl:

[redqueen]

8. Hahahahahahahah...

nice.

[blondeatlast]

9. Teh funny is big. nt