My response to the latest wingnut email

proud2BlibKansan

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Tue Aug-04-09 10:24 PM
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My response to the latest wingnut email

My responses are in italics.

I am a Master Mason and believe in God.
So what? Are you implying that plumbers and electricians are less worthy? I am a teacher. Does that make me special? NO.

I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products.
Hope you wear a helmet cause your brain is already working at a lesser capacity.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I believe taxes are the price we pay for living in a civilized society. I also enjoy my good roads and cops that protect me and firemen who come as soon as I call when my house is on fire and the great schools that impact my property value. Don't like taxes? Move to Somalia.

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
Hope you're also in touch with your prostate since it starts to go at about your age.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,
and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I value diversity and am learning to speak a third language so I can help those who need to learn to speak English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
So do I. Where is anyone not allowed to pray?

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson that makes the Awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.
My heroes are Gandhi, JFK, RFK, Helen Thomas and ML King.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
How many charitable donations did you make last year?

I know wrestling is fake, and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
Who cares?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!
So, shut up already.
This is relevant because???

I believe if you don't like the way things are here,
go back to where you came from and change your own country!
Good let's start with the descendants of the Europeans who stole this land from the Native Americans.

This is AMERICA ...We like it the way it is!
If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you..
Well America is changing so perhaps you should be exploring other options.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.
It's in Chicago. And if you really believe in religious freedom, do you mean only for white guys?

Can I get an AMEN on that one?
No but you can have a fuck you.

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
You go first. Don't call me for bail.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license.
Neither do most people. Another irrelevant comment.

I think it's good.... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.
Not me. I don't live in a theocracy.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for
the next four years.
I think you should be educated to understand the election and issues you are voting on. I know, silly me.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. Get a Job and do your part!
Then don't buy anything from them. Sheesh, how hard can THAT be?? And hey brainiac, they DO have a job. They have a job standing on the street and selling stuff.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I liked having the help of the village when I was raising my kids. I wasn't so arrogant that I thought I could do it without help.

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
Do lawyers have a different definition that I need to be aware of?

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !
Yep, let's get rid of all those state flags and that silly Dixie flag too while we are at it.

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
No you are just an asshole.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We want our country back!
Actually I refuse to fill my friends' inboxes with useless crap emailed to me from wingnuts.