Jesus Plus Zero at C Street . . . please come CAPTION The Family!!!!

[skip fox]

One year ago today Doug Coe's (father to The Family) voice streams out of an opened second-floor window: "I'm saying Jesus IS IT . . . AND ONLY IT. The true story of Christianity is the history of RAW POWER. Jesus doesn't take sides, HE TAKES OVER. And we're here to prime the pump, so to speak, to help. But by stealth. We gotta keep this absolutely quiet. If you're one of The Family, you can do what you want. No rules. Only this: only just don't get caught. The last thing we need is a batch of scandals that would expose us to public view or a book written about us. . . . It's purely because of Two-Fisted Jesus that we've avoided that! Thank the Lord!!!"

[ensho]

1. religiously insane perverts

who should be out of office and in prison

and the govt. should seize the house

[skip fox]

2. Doug Coe (the leader) is heard from the window saying:

"We've got to bring back the true values of The Bible: smiting and stoning, casting into the pit, burning cities out of the hills like a tick, blasting rock and burning flesh. . . . After all, we're CHRISTIANS!!!"

[patrice]

7. Hey, that scans rather nicely! It must be their prayer, or hymn, or chant or something.

[skip fox]

12. Made it up. (I'm an old poet.)

:)

[patrice]

14. It COULD be part of something nifty, like Street Theater, say . . .

:hi:

[patrice]

3. Blasphemers 'r' U.S.

[panader0]

4. All I can say is

nice brickwork at the top.

[patrice]

8. Note the camera peep-holes in the bric-a-brac at the top. Is that 3 or 4 of them?

Each one owned by different members of the Bilderbergers.

[skip fox]

13. Sorry, I changed the image in the belief that it took up too much virtual room.

I'm not good with computers, but had seen mine stall trying to download the picture I'd originally used.

[patrice]

16. I'm prettysure those were holes for wideangle cameras in that white trim on the top of the building.

[patrice]

21. Keeping an eye on their two-legged investments.

[patrice]

17. This one looks much more sinister.

[patrice]

5. Religious Wars, Inc.

[patrice]

6. Anti-Christ Amalgamated

[C_U_L8R]

9. Boners For Jesus

Or was it that prick Boehner?
Hard to tell the difference.

[patrice]

10. Hypocrites for Hegemony

[NOW tense]

11. Here stands the building where lawmakers conspire

against the two phrases "We The People" and "that all men are created equal".

[skip fox]

15. Coe continues:

"We're for Christian family values. For one, you can have as many concubines as you will. Two, your children are yours to do with as you want. Other people's children too, as long as their fathers are not in The Family. . . . Take Abraham. If that stupid ram wouldn't have interfered, no twelve tribes, no Israel, no 'Jewish problem.' . . . But the point is, he was ready. Had the knife sharp, blood in his eye, and battle-rut thickening his breath. Some say he would have slit Isaac's throat first, but God told me he was planning on gutting him while still alive, then starting the fire as the little begger's eyes whirled round his face in pain and disbelief . . . . Praise Jesus!!!!!"

[patrice]

23. Not an exaggeration, the more the pain, the holier "the gift",e.g. what we are doing to our Military

and the poor innocent people of Iraq and Afghanistan.

Praise "Jesus" indeed! True Story: I actually overhead a minister telling some troubled parents about counseling their son to enlist, so that his life would have meaning. :cry: :cry: :cry: . . . to infinity.

[Octafish]

18. Home of Corporate Christianity, NAZIs, and Secret Government.

Know your BFEE: The Fellowship ‘Preys’ for America

Lots of money to be had in the home where it's free for those low enough to take.

[YOY]

19. It takes a special kind of asshole to make this of a message of love, kindness, and acceptance.

n.t.

[skip fox]

20. Actually, I'm not exaggerating much if at all. I heard Maher's

interview with the author of The Family and he told of Coe's belief that raping 13 year-old girls (Coe's example!) is okay if you are one of the powerful members of The Family.

Religious pornography!!!

[patrice]

22. There is a great deal of ideology, religious and otherwise, that is driven by S - E - X, overt and

latent.

[skip fox]

24. Get your Sunday on, DU. Try to write a caption channeling the

essence of their idiocy.

(In this case, it's nearly impossible to out do them feasibly.)

[AnnieBW]

25. Animal House - Congressional Edition

[skip fox]

26. "And then we take over the military bases for Christ, and start knocking some righteous heads!!!

Hell, we can lay the calibers into them, then let God sort them out. . . . After all, we're religious men."

[skip fox]

27. "In fact," Coe continues, "the very fact you HAVE power, indicates

that you're are God's right hand and can use that power to bitch-slap any loser not in power that you want. The trick is to get your foot on the neck of as many of your filthy kind as possible. . . . That's what the Bible really tells us. . . . Let us prey!!!!"

(intentional pun)