Funny Amazon customer review.

[Joanne98]

Customer Review

13,050 of 13,169 people found the following review helpful:

By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern"

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. Permalink | Was this review helpful to you? (Report this)

Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt B000OE2OLU Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Apparel Dual Function Design This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern"
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDXZHQ26YX/ref=cm_cd_pg_pg4?ie=UTF8&cdPage=4

[ccharles000]

1. lol

[boobooday]

2. A cyber-lit masterpiece!

:rofl:

[timeforpeace]

7. That's been around for years and gets better with age.

[Liberal_in_LA]

3. lol.

[katandmoon]

4. Total K&R

[Hissyspit]

5. Ah yes. The great Three Moon Wolves shirt reviews! Here's the political review:

(Be sure and get the jug of milk and the zubaz pants when you order the shirt.)


22 of 29 people found the following review helpful:
This shirt killed my younger brother.
: (, July 10, 2009
By D. Campbell (New York) - See all my reviews

I gave this shirt to my younger brother for his 30th birthday and his life was finally looking up... or so it seemed. With this shirt's help, he managed to quit smoking, lost weight, and got himself a girlfriend. He and those wolves became inseparable.

His improved health and social life prompted him to go camping in the woods in Alaska. This was his great mis-step. Sarah Palin came out of no where and shot him in the chest three times from a helicopter-- one time per wolf. This event demonstrates the downside of the three-wolf t-shirt. One wolf shot he might have been able to survive, but with three wolves, well, he died on the spot.

CONS:
Wolves too realistic looking.
Not enough bullet proof.

[Nothing Without Hope]

6. These are just great - thanks for the laugh. About the "mehth," though:

I'm wondering if the author of the first review meant "musth" instead of "mehth" as the "something" that the Wal Mart ladies wanted from the T-shirt wearer. Musth being the state of rut in bull elephants: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth

Excerpt from Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth:

Musth \ˈməst\ (or, alternatively spelled, must \ˈməst\) is a periodic condition in bull elephants, characterized by highly aggressive behavior, accompanied by a big rise in reproductive hormones - testosterone levels in an elephant in musth can be as much as 60 times greater than in the same elephant at other times....

Often, elephants in musth discharge a thick tar-like secretion called temporin from the temporal ducts on the sides of the head. Temporin remains largely uncharacterised, due to the difficulties of collecting samples for analysis....

The review author's "girthy frame" makes it even more likely that "musth" is what was meant in his riveting description.

EDIT: on re-reading, I see that the 3-wolf T reviewer said that the women wanted MONEY for the "mehth." That's very different and less fun all around. Never mind.

[Medusa]

9. The lack of teeth is the clue it was indeed meth n/t

[Lorien]

8. Lol! Brilliant.

:-)