What the hell is wrong with Republicans? The computer analogies.

[Buzz Clik]

William Kristol -- plenty of raw processing power but a corrupt OS.

GW Bush -- fried his chips.

Sarah Palin -- not nearly enough RAM.

Michelle Bachman insufficient disk space and highly fragmented files.

Poor Ted Stevens -- the TRS 80.

Richard Steele -- Chinese generic computer purchased on line with no software installed.

Larry Craig, David Vitters, Mark Sanford, and John Ensign -- configured only for gaming.

*** feel free to add your own ***

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Tip of the hat to eppur_se_muova for the Bill Kristol analogy.

[hobbit709]

1. The Trash80 actually worked

More like TI's 99/4A.

[Buzz Clik]

3. True enough. Excellent addition.

[Cresent City Kid]

2. Sarah Palin

also missng .dll file

[Buzz Clik]

4. That's pretty funny. Who do you suppose would represent the blue screen of death?

[Cresent City Kid]

5. Cheney

brought to you by Cyberdyne.

[Buzz Clik]

8. I don't think we have to wait that far in the future...

[baldguy]

11. I was thinking...

[lpbk2713]

6. Dick Cheney --- Corrupt HDD

In desperate need of low level format.

[KittyWampus]

7. Rumsfeld- Black Screen of Death

[KittyWampus]

9. What would Rove be? Phishing Email?

[Buzz Clik]

10. Much worse. Some sort of worm or virus.

[SleeplessInAlabama]

27. No, no, no

SPYWARE

[dgauss]

12. Many currently operating Republicans:

Diebold software installed.

[Rex]

13. Sean Hannity - wrong PC loadletter.

Glenn Beck - no power supply, fueled by pure hate.
Pat Buchanan - all parts made in USA, back after the Civil War.
The Weekly Standard - Windows ME

[Buzz Clik]

14. LOL!

[Buzz Clik]

15. That would explain why Beck can't be powered down.

[BlueJazz]

16. Barabra Bush = Blown Motherboard

[Buzz Clik]

20. outstanding!

[rucky]

17. Condi is the Sad Mac

[BlueJazz]

18. Goldman Sachs =

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Mp0d-dsENrg/SaOT1_sse0I/AAAAAAAAT5k/SFPy3ci6zxs/s400/illegal+operation.jpg

[Buzz Clik]

24. Nice

[BlueJazz]

28. Thank you!

[FatDave]

19. Richard Steele -- Chinese generic computer purchased on line with no software installed.

Hey, I take exception to that! That's every computer I've ever owned! Well, probably Taiwanese instead of Chinese, but I've built every computer I've ever had, and they're better and cheaper than a comparable spec PC you can get off the shelf anywhere.

[Buzz Clik]

23. Richard Steele thinks that of himself, too.

;)

[LeftishBrit]

21. Tony Blair...

Seemed to be an up-to-date and efficient model when it came on the market in 1997, but soon its hard disc was reformated by the dangerous 'Tory in Disguise' virus, which also left it vulnerable to the 'George Bush' Trojan. It is sometimes referred to as 'Thatcher 2.0'.

[Buzz Clik]

25. Thatcher 2.0. snark

[Canuckistanian]

22. Condoleeza Rice - vaporware

You name a Bush regime personality - there's a computer disaster analogy for it.

[MadMaddie]

26. This is great!

[Skittles]

29. Ann Coulter is looping

[Buzz Clik]

30. Michael Hayden is HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey

(He could also be Eagle Eye, if you don't mind a reference from a movie that sucked)

[jmondine]

31. Bob Dole - only has a floppy drive

[jmondine]

32. Pat Buchanan - OS is obsolete, monitor is black and white

[jmondine]

33. Rush Limbaugh - Contains a virus which sets up everyone on his email list as a slave drive

[jmondine]

34. Bill O'Reilly - CPU heat sink clogged, causing fan to blow hot air till the system melts down

[jmondine]

35. Carrie Prejean - Sleek computer case with absolutely nothing inside

[jmondine]

36. Glenn Beck - Fried motherboard, coffee spilled on keyboard...

...hard drive riddled with viruses, monitor dim and discolored, rats living in power supply. Time to throw the damn thing out already!

[Cresent City Kid]

37. Ann Coulter

Kaypro 286: ugly, noisy and out of date.

[Strong Atheist]

38. What is wrong with Republicans? They have no heart... nt.

[Odin2005]

39. Richard Nixon: "This program has done an illegal operation and cannot shut down..."

Sarah Palin: couldn't pass the Turing Test!