Everytime you unrec a post, God kills a kitten

[Hugabear]

DIE KITTEHS!

[The Straight Story]

1. Good, cause cats are who started this whole mess anyways

Had to blame someone, it's called 'blamestorming' I think...

[imdjh]

2. thanks for the laugh

[Occulus]

3. Those are funny, but that second picture almost made me cry.

The third one, though..... perfection.

[Kerrytravelers]

4. I thought it was every time you masturbate. God sure is busy killin' cats and being Republican*.

*Only Republicans would kill a kitten for masturbation.

[Fumesucker]

20. If that were true there wouldn't be a feline left in the effin universe.. n/t

[Sophie-Helene]

5. Everytime you unrec a post, God kills a kitten

I'm new here, but I'm getting the idea that you don't want me to post that allegorical ballad about my pet cat and her battle with the fur ball caught in her throat?

[eridani]

8. The DU rule about kittens and puppies

NEVER mention these critters without pix!

[Donnachaidh]

9. Welcome to DU!

Post it here :rofl:

[WillyT]

6. ROFLMAO !!!

Purrfect!!!

:bounce::rofl::bounce:

:hi:

[aquart]

7. Which is why we ask you to spay and neuter.

[Gregorian]

10. Every time you unrecommend a post, a little piece of Republican grows inside of you.

!

[WillyT]

13. Ooo... I Likey !!!

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[TexasObserver]

11. That's an added bonus.

[tomreedtoon]

12. Every time you kill a kitten, an allergy sufferer praises God.

Sorry, the little allergin-creators get no sympathy from me. DO you know how I have to poison myself with that hard-to-get Claritin D to go into homes with these little monsters?

[Liberal_in_LA]

14. I'm allergic to cat-hating allergy sufferers

:hi:

[tomreedtoon]

30. Then you're allergic to almost a nation. Sorry, Charlie.

Perhaps you're making money off all the lung-destroying things we have to take to tolerate being near your little furniture-destroying food-to-crap converters.

[Ikonoklast]

28. Only people whose souls are blackened by sin, evil and avarice are allergic to kittens.

I'm sorry, you were saying...?

[tomreedtoon]

31. Thanks, Satan. I believe you...NOT!

Must be really satisfying for the Embodiment of All Evil to possess a household allergin producer. Sure bothers a lot more people than the ol' snake did.

[tomreedtoon]

32. Thanks, Satan. Your glowing eyes gave you away.

Must be really satisfying for the Embodiment of All Evil to possess a household allergin producer. Sure bothers a lot more people than the ol' snake did.

[boppers]

15. Kicked and Unrec'ed

DIE KITTAH!

[seabeyond]

16. seeing how someones cat was on my roof and fence half the night, keeping my dog

barking and us awake...

that doesnt sound so bad to me right now

[CoffeeCat]

17. I'm in yer thread....

...unrecommending yer post.

[jmondine]

18. ...and if God kills all the kittens, what will we juggle?

[Hugabear]

29. We juggles dead kittehs

Until then, we continue to juggles teh dead puppehs

[pecwae]

19. K&R just because. nt

[nilram]

24. ditto. But I'm still a kitty-killer on other threads... -nt

[Wolf-Were]

21. Awwwwwww man

the second one almost had me :cry:

[Chemisse]

22. I was going to unrec

But then the second little kitten picture yanked at my heart, forcing me to put the recs in the positive numbers.

Save the kittens!

[zeemike]

23. I thought frivolous police had cleaned up the greatest page.

Perhaps someone needs to bugle revile to muster the troops to there unrecommended buttons.

[BlooInBloo]

25. 2nd pic is just too much.

:rofl:

[Chorophyll]

26. Kicked and (w)rec(ked)

:rofl:

[Cyrano]

27. Every time a kitten dies, a demon gets its pitchfork.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

33. ohhhh and I happily "unrecommend" this thread

out of principal. :)