Michael Jackson resurrected at Staples Center. World's Religions Reel!

[MNDemNY]

Now, THAT would be news.

[Poll_Blind]

1. Don't diss him- I hear the Pope's got him on the fast track for canonization!

Here's the reliquary:




PB

[MNDemNY]

2. Patron Saint of chimps in diapers?

[Poll_Blind]

5. Good question! He could possibly be the Patron Saint of:

I'm not sure if they have that bit sorted out yet but knowing the absolute amazing variety of Catholic Saints (especially now), I would not be surprised if he wound up the patron saint of one or more of these:

(Possible "Patron Saint" of...)

* Black men who are white (Wait- he may have been the only one)
* Plastic Surgery
* Straight men who shop in the women's clothing section (Prince will get this spot when he dies)
* Zookeepers (Actually, this might already belong to St. Francis of Assisi, St. Nicholas of Tolentino or St. Antony the Abbot- depending on who you talk to)
* Sleepovers (Maybe that should be in quotes?)
* Baby-dangling
* Glitter/Sequins

There've got to be more but they escape me at the moment...

[Sebastian Doyle]

3. But that would make him the Antichrist.

Which actually would fit with the reference in the 11th chapter of Daniel that most fundies believe is a reference to the AC

Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.

Sounds a lot like MJ to me. Turned away from his Jehova's Witness family traditions. Doesn't have any "desire of women". Likes to magnify himself.

It just might be him :scared:

[MNDemNY]

6. eek.

:scared:

[Mudoria]

4. I wish they would just hurry up, plant him and get him off the news..

I couldn't care less about Jackson's memorial or the the details of his life history.

[MNDemNY]

7. If they water him well, what will grow?

[madrchsod]

8. a mikey jackson chia pet?..

[Myrina]

9. You know, considering how far in debt he was ...

.... it wouldn't surprise me if it was] a massive publicity stunt.

Lookit the album sales and residuals for all the MTV videos and other documentary interviews in the last week alone!

[MNDemNY]

10. No stunt. Supernatural divinity.

[backscatter712]

15. You know that there's gonna be MJ sightings all around the world.

He'll be having a barbecue with Elvis!

[MNDemNY]

16. I saw him in my cat's box , just this morning.

[izzybeans]

11. I half heartedly expected his death to be a hoax and this funeral a publicity

stunt to kick off his tour. I might have laughed if that were the case. Would have put a preemptive end to the celebutante media frenzies of the future.

"What if Timberlake is trying to pull a Jackson here, and that whole d$%$ in a box in a Thailand hotel story was just a ruse to keep us talking about his Nsync ruenion tour? Better get back to the news."

[Rick Myers]

12. It's wouldn't suprise me one bit if...

He popped up outta the casket!!! He is/was that looney!!!

[Schema Thing]

13. he was, at one time, a real believer in resurrection.

[backscatter712]

14. Is he going to turn water into Jesus Juice? n/t