So is it time for a new Freeper Dictionary?

[walldude]

In honor of the new classic freeperism "shooken" I think we need a new Freeper Dictionary, you know, help out some of the new people while we engage in the favorite pastime of DU, laughing at the freeps. So I'll start with a few and people can add all the gems I missed. Please only include actual freeperisms, no cheating.

Moran- the morons moron.
Series!!- are they serious?
Apitamy- now that is the epitome of freeper English
Shooken- I'm shaking in my boots.
Asparagus- quit casting aspersions on the poor vegetables.
HUGH!!!- this is just too huge a job for one person.


Man this thread is going to play havoc with your spell check.. I know there's more, help me out here..

[HCE SuiGeneris]

1. You're screwn.

[walldude]

3. Can't believe I forgot that one...

Gotta go for a bit, kids are home and taking over the PC...

[rox63]

2. You forgot to add "screwn" n/t

[Matariki]

6. And "spocksperson" n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

8. spocksmen

[BuyingThyme]

4. I vote asparagus off that island.

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Well, if anyone can get on Demopedia they can add to the one I made.

[krispos42]

15. Here it is:

http://demopedia.democraticunderground.com/index.php/Main_Page
http://demopedia.democraticunderground.com/index.php/Freeper_English_Dictionary

Maybe you can put it in your sig line?

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Good idea. I'll do that.

[EstimatedProphet]

18. It works!

I wish I would have thought of this ages ago. D'OH!

[krispos42]

23. You're welcome. I take cash, checks, and PayPal...

should you decide to reward me for my genious... :evilgrin:

The great thing about the sig line is that it updates ALL of your posts, no matter how old.

[EstimatedProphet]

25. That's true

BTW it's "genius".

:P

[krispos42]

26. Kan't bea, Aye axed Preznit Busch persinalley!

:rofl:

:smackhead:

[Kurovski]

7. Morels: as in " We are living in a mushroom cloud of bad librul morels."

[Rosemary2205]

9. Flodding - the liebruls are flodding the boards with hate speak

LOL :)

[kevinmc]

10. Don't know if this would be in it ...

Blah - Blah: The Sound of Two Freepers Talking

WAA - WAA: The Sound of More Than Two Freepers

[catmandu57]

11. Apitamy that's it

I was trying to get my swiss cheese memory to recall one of the latest.

[ourbluenation]

12. stickily...as in "stickily lies"

:rofl:

I still can't stop laughing over that one.

From: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]
Sent: Monday, May 23, 2005 8:43 AM
Subject: Opinions

Your "opinions" are stickily lies! You people are Socialistic/Communist pigs!

DU RESPONDS: I like it! And I'm going to start using it more often in conversation.

[Kurovski]

14. Oink!

Eat the rich! :-)

[shraby]

13. Their underware is waded up.

[Cabcere]

19. Patties.

They're patties ar all waded up. ;)

[AlCzervik]

16. Can it put in the patented freeper font?

[randome]

20. These kinds of threads are ridiculous.

DU'ers misspell words as well. Unless we're all perfect English majors, this does not seem a point worth chortling about. In fact, it seems rather juvenile.

[EstimatedProphet]

22. There's misspelling words, and then there's freeper posts

Everyone misspells words from time to time. Freeper trolls consistently misspell to the point of incomprehensibility - even one syllable common words. And there's horrible grammar quite often, to go along with it. Freeper posts often go past simple misspelling to the point where many of us wonder if they are illiterate.

[malaise]

21. Don't forget the

breading pool to reproduce the morans :D.

[entanglement]

24. Quote from freeper about * : "The man is a gluten for punishment"

n/t

[Bunny]

27. Don't forget "my comments sense".

Saw that one earlier this week. :eyes: