Leviticus 20:10

[The Doctor.]

"And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbor's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death."

Oh, and then there's South Carolina law;

SECTION 16-15-60. Adultery or fornication.

Any man or woman who shall be guilty of the crime of adultery or fornication shall be liable to indictment and, on conviction, shall be severally punished by a fine of not less than one hundred dollars nor more than five hundred dollars or imprisonment for not less than six months nor more than one year or by both fine and imprisonment, at the discretion of the court.

SECTION 16-15-70. "Adultery" defined.

"Adultery" is the living together and carnal intercourse with each other or habitual carnal intercourse with each other without living together of a man and woman when either is lawfully married to some other person.

SECTION 16-15-80. "Fornication" defined.

"Fornication" is the living together and carnal intercourse with each other or habitual carnal intercourse with each other without living together of a man and woman, both being unmarried.

http://www.ageofconsent.com/southcarolina.htm

[Deja Q]

1. But Ezekiel 23:20 is much more fun!

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=ezekiel+23:20

[The Doctor.]

3. Apparently, Ezekiel knew a little something

about 'horse emissions'.

:blush:

Wow... Ezekiel had a fixation;

"But they went in to her as they would go in to a harlot. Thus they went in to Oholah and to Oholibah, the lewd women."

[redqueen]

5. Hahahahaha

[progressoid]

8. I emailed that to a couple of local DJs who read it on the air.

Neither of them are religious so they asked for help finding verses in the Bible about sex. It was a big hit.

Ironically (but not surprisingly) the sports guy, a devout Catholic, wouldn't believe that was in his Holy Bible. Obviously hasn't actually read the book his faith is based on.

[Deja Q]

9. Well, nobody's perfect...

:rofl:

Hey, the Bible provided for all. Even the porn industry, 1000BC... more like 1000BDSM...

:hide:

[The Doctor.]

12. Ooooo.... now that must have been a hell of a party!

PS; love your super villians.

[roguevalley]

16. all my Catholic friends (and a couple of Lutherans) ask me about

the Bible. One of them said they know as much about the Bible as they know about the Koran. :)

[progressoid]

18. Jim Gaffigan has a good line about being Catholic

I don't know much about the Bible myself because I haven't read it.

I don't have to - because I'm Catholic.

:)

edit: here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k_9mXpNdgU

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. I just like saying Leviticusssss

[progressoid]

4. carnal intercourse or habitual carnal intercourse

Heck, if the fine is the same, might as well make it a habitual. :eyes:

[The Doctor.]

7. Or both!

:evilgrin:

[Oregone]

6. Leviticus 4:20 is my favorite

[pkdu]

10. Some of the funniest stuff isnt even about the sex

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

[Wizard777]

11. Leviticus 20:10 was good for it's day. But this is 2009. So give let it rest in peace.

Mankind has matured since then.

[muffin1]

13. Yes, but repukes can quote the bible verse by verse when it comes

to condemning homosexuality. But when their shit hits the fan? Forget about it - for some reason their reasoning doesn't apply.
If they want this country to follow the bible when it comes to the rule of law, then they should have to answer to this.
So sick of the hypocrisy..

[Wizard777]

14. The only thing republican can judge others by is their own adherence to morality.

So now do you understand why they think everyone else is ALSO murderous torturing thieving perverts?

[The Doctor.]

15. They have no grasp for the rules of reason.

It's that simple.

They want to believe in an alternate reality where they are subject to nothing.

[JBoy]

17. The LOLcat bible version of Leviticus 20:10 says it more succinctly:

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Leviticus_20

Dood seches his neighbor's chic, killz both!

[The Doctor.]

19. Holee Chitz!

I r lolz mi azz off!

Did someone really have so little life they transcribed the Bible into lolcatz?