I've decided to run for office to get health care

[panader0]

I've got all the requisites: married three times (committed adultery with number two, after her), arrested twice for possession of marijuana (yes, I inhaled and still do), one DUI about ten years ago. Actually, I will end my threat to Gabrielle Giffords if she would cover a few trips to the dentist.

[Oregone]

1. But do you like child porn?

Otherwise, the Republican party wont take you.

[panader0]

3. I was hoping to run as a Masonite

I've been a bricklayer for 38 years.

[EFerrari]

2. That sounds like the only reasonable solution to me.

:shrug:

[dysfunctional press]

4. that would actually be a GREAT platform for a candidate...

it would resonate well with the populace, while also bringing the issue to the forefront.

"vote for me so that i can have healthcare, for myself and my family".

someone with a pre-existing condition would be PERFECT.