The Ballad of Mark Sanford

[Lancer]

(To the tune of Willie Nelson's "On The Road Again")

On the run again
Just can't bear to make another gaffe
The life I live is makin' chumps of all my staff
And I can't wait to be on the run again
On the run again
Contemplatin' in a mountain glen
Knowin' that my story's gettin' pretty thin
But I can't help it I'm on the run again

On the run again
And I've turned my cell phone off so they can't find me
Left the wife and kids
On Father's Day went AWOL was an absentee
Absentee

On the run again
Might be in Atlanta with a lady friend
Or drying out in rehab where they'll say I'm on the mend
Or Argentina 'cause I've gone round the bend
Now I'm home again
Won't these ugly rumors ever end?
The GOP won't let me wander off to "look within"
But I expect that I'll run away again

[tekisui]

1. Sanford looked for himself, and found himself in another hemisphere.

That was one crazy trip.

[optimal-tomato]

2. Nicely done, Lancer.

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Are_grits_groceries]

3. That's great.

it needs to be on Youtube!

[malaise]

4. Too good

:D

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