Official List of Other Great Books by Elisabeth Hasselback

[Yavin4]

"Away with the Strong Breeze"

"To Severely Injure A Hummingbird"

"Roberto and Jennifer"

"The Picasso Code"

[KamaAina]

1. "Police Actions and Relative Calm"

:P

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

12. That's probably the longest novel in the list. nt

[Stevenmarc]

2. The B-Free Diet: A Brain-Free Survival Guide

[Auggie]

3. Of Rodents and Male Adults

[konnichi wa]

13. Catcher in the Crabgrass

:-)

[KansDem]

4. "Paradise Misplaced"

"Not West of Eden"

"All's Not too Loud on the Western Front"

"Off-White Fang"

"In Cool Blood"

...any more?

[scheming daemons]

5. Conflict and Calm

[YOY]

26. don't forget "Illegal Deeds and Legal Repercussions"

n/t

[scheming daemons]

6. The vagabond's guide to the universe

[stopbush]

7. The Buy Bull

[Johonny]

8. green cooked chicken embryo and some luncheon meat

[sarge43]

9. The Cranberry Tales

The Adequate Gadflee

Fuckelfairy Lynn

A Tail and Two Titters

A Rough Sketch of a Craftsman as a Pre-Schooler

The Cousins Karmelcrememov

Morbid Dick

[Initech]

10. No Brains, No Problem!

[ProfessorGAC]

39. My Favorite So Far!

Lots of good stuff here, but that one made my laugh.
GAC

[konnichi wa]

11. Much Less Miserable

...

[11 Bravo]

14. The Russian brothers whose name starts with a "K", but I can't pronounce it.

[KamaAina]

16. Oh SNAP!

:rofl:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

15. And from her acclaimed Latin American collection:

"House Of Ghosts"

"Love In the TIme of Infectious Gastroenteritis"

"100 Years Of Loneliness" and

"Like H2O For Cocoa"

[damntexdem]

17. A Solo Flight Above the Abode of the Cucilidae.

Aristocrat of the Musca Domestica.

[Cheap_Trick]

18. The Duty of Intercourse

[Liberal_in_LA]

19. This thread is so funny

:)

[madamesilverspurs]

20. The Audacity of Dope

The Tint Lavender

One Tripped Over the Dodo's Nest

A Brother's Band

The Mart of the Squeal

[11 Bravo]

21. The Heart is a Solitary Predator

[dorkulon]

22. I hate to be a party pooper but if you read the complaint it's incredibly flimsy.

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/0623_hasselbeck_wm.pdf

Seriously, read it. It's complete bullshit.

I don't like her either, but this just isn't true.

[YOY]

27. Maybe so...but this is fun.

n.t.

[sarge43]

36. The Holey Bibble. n/t

[tomreedtoon]

23. "Jerry Kotter and the Stoned Sorcerer"

with the sequel being, of course, "Welcome Back Kotter."

[11 Bravo]

24. The Joy of ... oh gosh, you know "doing it".

[YOY]

25. Beastial Residence

"In a Temperature Well Below the Standard for Hemoglobin."

"Social Class Vanity and Making Judgements on Steriotypes"

"The Russet Medalion of Bravery"

and for kids "Charles and the Cocoa Based Confectionary Production Facility" and "The Damn Redskin in the Dishrack"

[sarge43]

28. The Strawberries of Annoyance

Badrabbit

The Spandexshort Tales

Tom Trenchingtool

The Pink Note (Passed in Homeroom)

The Liver Is an Isolated Trapper

The Double wide Maine



Finally a real and very funny book by Modine Gunch, Never Heave Your Bosom in a Front-Hook Bra.

[11 Bravo]

29. Ensnare - 23

[foxfeet]

30. "Mine Kramps"

[dixiegrrrrl]

31. Kudos to all. Great laugh for the day.

This deserves a Duzy..I hope it will be nominated. Darn that pesky one-nom- per-person rule...x(

[Canuckistanian]

32. "The Hunter in the Oats"

"Valley of the Barbis"

"The Unattractive American"

"Shout of the Untamed"

"Disobedience on the Bounty"

That's all I got for now. This is fun!

[11 Bravo]

33. God is My ... oh you know, that guy who doesn't actually fly the plane. I forget what they call him.

On edit: I am having WAY too much fun with this thread. Thanks, Yavin4!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

34. A Goof with a View.

To be filmed in Technicallynotminecolor.

[spanone]

35. atlas humped

[joeybee12]

37. The Fart is a Lonely Punter...n/t

[northernlights]

38. A Heartwrenching Work of Staggering Stupidity

House of the Seven Dogshed Dormers

On the Tarmac

[Contrary1]

40. A Wooden Walkway On The Kwai Creek n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

41. Not Picasso Code, Kincade Code: The Code of Light!

A Midsummer Night's Hallucination

[omega minimo]

42. For Whom The Bell Shrills

[omega minimo]

43. Blonde Like Me

[Z_I_Peevey]

44. In Cold Duck n/t

[Bluerthanblue]

45. "Small Females" and it's companion story "Small Males" ..

"The Feline in The Cap"
"The Feline in The Cap Returns"

"A Story of Two Municipalities"

"Offense and Chastisement"

"The Gossip-monger Ticker"

"Self-Regard and Partiality"

"Male Offspring and Paramours"

"Carried Away With the Moving Air"

... this is fun...

[Yavin4]

46. "Are There God, It's Me Elisabeth"

"The Buzzer Container"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

47. Fahrenheit 100.

[alfredo]

48. "The Heart is a lonely shopper" "Death in Venice Beach"