Gonzales is 'practicing' his testimony before Congress.

[spanone]

Seems to me if you tell the truth you don't have much to 'practice'.

~snip~ Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales has retreated from public view this week in an intensive effort to save his job, spending hours practicing testimony and phoning lawmakers for support in preparation for pivotal appearances in the Senate this month, according to administration officials.~snip~

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/04/AR2007040402614.html?hpid=topnews

[maine_raptor]

1. Jeesh...........

How many times do you have to say "I can't recall" before getting it right?
:eyes:

[bdamomma]

2. I wish they would attach him up to a lie detector machine while under

oath.

[maine_raptor]

6. You can do it yourself!!!

Ever heard of the Psychological Stress Evaluator or the Voice Stress Analyzer?

"The most effective indicators that test if someone is telling the truth are the Psychological Stress Evaluator (PSE) and the Voice Stress Analyzer (VSA). Both of these tests have been put into this Truth Detector with a unique designed device that will measure the frequency changes that occur in people’s voices when they are under stress. Then these results are displayed by an LED band so that it can be measured and analyzed through a bar graph comparator."

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20050820/voice-stress-analyzer-used-as-a-truth-detector-2/

Google Voice Stress Analyzer and you'll also find free software to DL and try out.

I'm too chicken to do it myself (the Dl'ing and installing :hide: ), but it would be interesting to see the results.

[bdamomma]

9. hmmm thanks, Condi is another one who compulsively lies.

[maine_raptor]

10. If you do it, please post the results.

It will be fascinating I'm sure. :thumbsup:

[tanyev]

3. Maybe he really wants to win a Tony this year for Best Performance by an Attorney General.

He's probably practicing his tap-dancing, too.

[Xipe Totec]

4. Hello, I'm ALberto Gonzales, and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous!

I'm also the official spokesman for the White House! Yeah, that's it. Ehhhh, who am I kiddin'? I'm the President of the United States. And I've been asked to clear some of those ug--eh, beautiful rumors about the Justice Department. Now, as you know, our performance has been... eh, eh, ASTRONOMICAL... through the roof! Why, better than Federal Emer--the Defense Depar-- The EPA! Yeah! Yeah! That's it! We're neck-and-neck with The State Department, and last week we PULLED AHEAD, yeah, that's the ticket! They had a 30% popularity rating, yeah, and we had a nine... -ty-NINE percent popularity! And that was after Gitmo! In fact, we hadn't even fired the United States Attorneys yet! Yeah, that's the ticket.

[Solly Mack]

5. poor thing, he must be the bad liar in the bunch

he needs to practice lying...

[Toots]

7. Why can't bush* just loan him his little back box to use while testifying?

Bush* always has a quite noticeable bulge on his back when he does any sort of debate or answers questions. Why can't Gonzo have his own bulge?

[Botany]

8. Worried about something Alberto?

The Democrats and their staffs have are getting ready to "talk" to Alberto ....
Waterboarding it is not just for Muslims anymore.

[Broadslidin]

11. No Sleep for the Tortured and Haunted, Zipper Grinning, Fredo....?

As time slowly drips away for Fredo,
In the end,
Will his tortured overworked mind suddenly go blank
when faced with Senator Leahy's penetrating stare..?

[thecrow]

12. TRUTH needs no practice sessions

as in the WHOLE TRUTH and NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH

Swear that MF in

[spanone]

15. And THAT'S the truth. How do you 'practice' testimony? Repeat the lie, repeat the lie, repeat the...

[librechik]

13. i'd give a hundred dollars to wipe that supercilious smile off his face n/t

CREEPY!

[in_cog_ni_to]

14. How pathetic.

The psycho has to practice speeches for days before he has to give them and now we see just how incompetent this MORAN is. No wonder he's been at the psycho's side for years. He makes the psycho feel smarter.:eyes:

[Iwasthere]

16. JESUS CHRIST!

PRACTICING!!! This isn't some kind game. FUCK! probably trying to perfect filibuster technique, Condi has that down. Bet he will get in a room with her for some private practicing. EWWW

[Iwasthere]

17. I hope Leahy etc... knows about this

[AllegroRondo]

18. How much practice does "I can't recall" take?

[in_cog_ni_to]

19. LOL! Apparently, WEEKS!

:rofl:

[spanone]

20. They probably have electrodes attached to his groin & everytime he mentions cheney or bush*

he gets an groin jolt. That'll keep ol gonzo in line.