Here's what I don't get: If all the theories are true then

[Smith_3]

Saudia Arabia controls our recources, Japan and Germany control our business, Israel controls our foreign policy and China controls our money. So what the hell do we control? ;)

Ain't it kind of contradictory that Saudi Arabia and Israel should be controlling us at the same time? I mean, they are sort of enemies aren't they?

[Duer 157099]

1. We control a world-wide reversal on torture policy

That's a big one, don't underestimate it.

[Mojambo]

2. The TV remote control

And we're damn good at it.

[NV Whino]

4. That's only 50% of the population, though.

The other 50% doesn't even get to control the TV remote.

[baldguy]

3. Multinational corproations control everything.

They in turn control the govts of Saudi Arabia, Japan, Germany, Israel, China & the US.

WE don't control anything.

[hvn_nbr_2]

5. We control wombs and who can get married! Yay for us! nt

[omega minimo]

6. Perception Management

[anigbrowl]

7. We still control most of the computers and software

It's as true as the other theories :-)

[blm]

8. Read the BCCI report for starters. Then figure who in the 70s set up Chinese industrialists with

WalMart. You may think Poppy Bush and his pals like Jackson Stephens are patriots, but, I am quite certain they had fascist intentions, along with Dubai and Saudi royals who were also involved in BCCI matters.

Your list is incorrect in its attributions....something you may realize already since you were just going for a laugh.... or not.