Dickipedia: John Boehner - Democratic Underground

babylonsister

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Mon May-25-09 09:56 AM
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Dickipedia: John Boehner

Finally! :D

John Boehner
From Dickipedia - A Wiki of Dicks

John Andrew Boehner (born November 17, 1949) is an American Republican politician, United States Representative from Ohio, tanorexia sufferer, House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi nemesis, and a dick.

In May 2009, weekly tracking polls indicated that Boehner remained the most unpopular politician in the United States, though it is unclear if this statistic factored in his favorability among elderly conservative women or the staff of Jamaica Me Tan in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Boehner spent most of his political career railing against corruption and scandal in Washington, though—ironically—it was a series of Washington scandals that directly resulted in the few professional successes Boehner's had, including his Congressional seat and House Majority leadership.

Undoubtedly eliciting countless giggles in high school Civics classrooms nationwide, the Congressman's surname is correctly pronounced "BAY-ner." Though—fittingly—its phonetic pronunciation is a colloquial term for an erection of the male reproductive organ.

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http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=John_Boehner

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spanone

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Mon May-25-09 09:57 AM
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1. tanorexia.. .bwahahahahahahahaaa

now that's funny

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NRaleighLiberal

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Mon May-25-09 10:03 AM
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2. I needed a good laugh today - that was perfect! NT

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Mon May-25-09 10:18 AM
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3. A Wiki of Dicks?!

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OneGrassRoot

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Mon May-25-09 10:27 AM
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4. Wow, my new favorite site!!! Thanks! Oh my, the writing...

Edited on Mon May-25-09 10:30 AM by OneGrassRoot

IS BRILLIANT!!!!

:applause:

Wonder if The Rude Pundit started it? :)

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OneGrassRoot

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Mon May-25-09 10:34 AM
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5. It's hilarious! Check out a portion of Palin's entry:

"On August 29, 2008, Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain performed perhaps the greatest political mindfuck in American history by announcing that he had chosen Sarah Palin as his running mate. Palin celebrated by ovulating."

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WhaTHellsgoingonhere

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Mon May-25-09 10:38 AM
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6. Where's Bush?!

:rofl:

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spanone

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Mon May-25-09 11:06 AM
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7. check out cheney's dickipedia....

Cheney is sub-species of dick known as the "Chicken Hawk,

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Dick_Cheney

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sendero

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Mon May-25-09 12:04 PM
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8. LOL ..

... this stuff is GREAT! Thanks, I didn't know about this.

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