I have a confession.

[cali]

I actually have a bush voodoo doll, bristling with pins. My neighbor and good friend, who's an amazing artist and seamstress, made it for me for Christmas.

Childish? Yeah. Bad karma? Tough.

Satisfying to mistreat it? Absolutely.

[waiting for hope]

1. Oh - I'm so jealous!

We have a Voodoo Doll kit - but yours sounds so much more satisfying.

[hlthe2b]

2. so... where'd ya put the FIRST pin?

:evilgrin:

[cali]

9. Through

the place where his head's supposed to be. We actually had a little ceremony, and although we were trying to be semi-serious about it, we ended up in absolute hysterics. I keep it on top of my monitor.

[dogday]

3. Please take a long pin and stick it straight up

his ass for me.... :hi:

[cali]

6. LOL!

It's on me.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

4. Could she make one for me?

Having one while listening to that lying SOB, probably would help my BP... :hi:

[Arugula Latte]

5. Stick a pin in it for me, will ya?

...where it will inflict maximum pain, please (according to my husband and son) ... :hi:

[William769]

7. Ever think of mass production?

[Iwasthere]

10. OMG

That is a great idea! You think that would get his attention?

[snappyturtle]

19. Do you think Matel would be interested? I think those dolls

would be "wonderful"! Can't you just see it: bushvoodoo dolls in briefcases,desk drawers,glove compartments, and under pillows (for those bad dream nights)! It's so funny this has come up now because last Saturday I purchased fabric to make some chicken pincushions for my sewing and non-sewing friends..... Now if these dolls had a little emery attached they would be perfect!

Edit: emery is metal grit encased in fabric (usually a strawberry shape) to keep needles and pins SHARP!

[mod mom]

29. Here's one that benefits Hurricane Katrina Relief:

http://www.crasscommerce.com/product_info.php?products_id=285

[ShortnFiery]

8. After all the kindness that you have gone out of your way to show me.

I find this new information, um, not that hard to believe. ;)

As much as I despise Dimson and his idiot crone, I DO draw the line at Voodoo. :eyes:

But to each his/her own. Enjoy! :hi:

[cali]

12. LOL!

Yes, I'm just an evil practitioner of the black arts.

[ShortnFiery]

14. No way!

Deep down there's a sweet human being there ... I do believe. :hi:

[1monster]

23. Practitioners of Voodoo would tell you that in order for it to work, one

must have areas of conjunction, for example, a strand of hair, a piece of fabric that had the sweat of the intended recipient, a piece of jewelry that had been worn by the recipient over a long period of time, a cigarette butt with the saliva of the recipient, etc.

A Voodoo doll without any of that is just a doll.

Oh, and it helps a lot if the recipient actually believes in the power of Voodoo and also believes that someone is practicing Voodo on him. If he/she doesn't believe, it won't have any effect.

[slackmaster]

11. Please post pics

:nuke:

[babydollhead]

13. what about some accupuncture? It benefits all living things,

not stopping at a persons edge.

[JNelson6563]

15. Here's my confession

As I read your post all I could think of was the marketing possibilities of such an item.

:toast:

Julie

[cali]

17. I should suggest it to my friend

The face she drew is too funny. And it really looks like him.

[DCKit]

21. Everyone else calls that a "Sock Monkey"

Silly gurl.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

22. The same thought I had

They'd sell like hotcakes. :rofl:

[JNelson6563]

24. And we could fund Dem candidates with the proceeds.

Completing the circle of life, as it were. :toast:

Julie

[bdamomma]

16. see if it works!!!!!!!

[SoCalDem]

18. They used to sell one online, but i think it was removed

:(

[yodermon]

20. Expect a visit from the secret service.

that is all.

[tanyev]

25. I have the George Bush Mission Accomplished action figure.

He's strung up by his heels.

:toast:

[windbreeze]

26. Someone is sitting on several million bucks here...

and don't know it...I want one...and even if there is no actual voodoo involved...it's just the satisfaction it gives the owner(maybe some of us wouldn't be so angry all the time)...LOL...
windbreeze

[SpiralHawk]

27. As any darkside occult Skull & Boner republicon could tell you

That kinda Black Magic (Grey Magic if you don't know what you are doing) has MASSIVE KARMIC BLOWBACK.

I'm just saying...

[qwlauren35]

28. D*mn...

IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It needs hairs, I think. You need to get some of his hairs. Maybe even nose pickings. Vacuum out a car after he's been in it.

We're getting desperate.

[ComerPerro]

30. everytime you poke the doll, Bush says something stupid. You must poke it nonstop!

[mod mom]

31. Our dogs have a bu$h chew toy we call "the bad man". Friends laugh when we

ask our dogs to go get "the bad man" and they fetch bu$h. On a scarier note, our large dogs are 4 & 5 yo and have never had a chew toy last more than a few hours. My husband purchased it in SF and paid $16 for it in 2004. I was a little pissed as I figured it would last a short perios of time. To my dismay the damn thing looks good as new.

[Ganja Ninja]

32. Think firecrackers!

I know I would.

[Cha]

33. After what bush and his handlers

didn't do to help the victims of Katrina..I would think there are more than a few voodoo images of the ugly bush down there in New Orleans, too. Casting spells on the evil regime in Washington D.C.

[Marnieworld]

34. Can you please put tape over its mouth?

Anything to stop the tyrant from having a public tantrum. I am so sick of the sound of his voice.