...I really wish my right wing family would give it a rest. My cousin, the daughter of one evangelical preacher and the wife of another, sent this tripe to me.
I sent her back the appropriate response.
First, this was her message, and please feel free to take this tripe apart sentence by sentence:
JAY LENO..." HITS THE NAIL ON THE HEAD"
The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I
found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right?
The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the
direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with
the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't
happy and want a change.
So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy
about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7
days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the
summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these
unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store
at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last
year?
Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean
without having to present identification papers as we move through each
state? Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along
the way that can provide temporary shelter? I guess having thousands of
restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just not good
enough. Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up
and provide services to help all and even send a helicopter to take you to the
hospital.
Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You may be
upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of trained
firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish
the flames thus saving you, your family and your belongings. Or if, while at
home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes ,
an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you
and your family against attack or loss. This all in the backdrop of a
neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents.
Neighborhoods where 90 percent of teenagers own cell phones and computers.
How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that
are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what has 67 percent of
you folks unhappy. Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled
brats the world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S. , yet has a
great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most
blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't
have , and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we
live here.
I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no plan
to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent approval rating? Is
this the same president who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The
president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be
the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in
keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?
The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you
and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did
this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look
around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad? Think about
it......are you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal
pain OR is it because the "Media" told you he was failing to kiss your sorry
ungrateful behind every day.
Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered
to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently
no draft in this country. They didn't have to go. They are able to refuse to
go and end up with either a ''general'' discharge, an ''other than honorable''
discharge or, worst case scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few
days in the brig.
So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of
Americans? Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds it
leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with
blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The
media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They offer
what sells , and when criticized, try to defend their actions by "justifying"
them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.
J. Simpson to write a book about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did he
would have done it this way......Insane!
Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off the TV,
burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage.
Then start being grateful for all we have as a country. There is exponentially
more good than bad.
We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God several
times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe
thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the
threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to
take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
Jay Leno
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My response?
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