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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 11:31 PM
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THE TENTH CHILD
THE TENTH CHILD


A Tennessee couple had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about
getting the husband 'fixed.' The doctor gladly started the required
procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why,
after 9 children, would they choose to do this?
















The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of
every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they
didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican Baby because neither of
them could speak Spanish.


:evilgrin:


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Rincewind Donating Member (682 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 11:38 PM
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1. Go to your room. eom
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 11:40 PM
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2. *groan*
:rofl: :rofl:
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JenniferJuniper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 11:45 PM
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3. That's Little Rascals old.....
But then it was one of the kids being concerned his third sibling would be born Chinese.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 11:47 PM
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4. The Tennessee people are a gonna gitcha for stereotyping!
After all, Al Gore's from TN...he's not a "thick hick!"
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Number23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 12:03 AM
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5. I can't believe you posted this is GD!
Isn't there a Corny Joke forum here??

:P
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