Hannity: “We’re Going For That Perfect Blend Of Stupidly and Sadism.”

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“See, that’s the real difference between me and Rush,” slurred Sean Hannity in a rare moment of candor. “Sure he’s a true conservative, even a wing-nut like me, but he will say things just because he knows it will make him money. He doesn’t believe everything he says. But me, I believe all the shit I spout. I mean crap…whatever.”

Sean Hannity was at “The Wedding of the Decade” as the pundits were billing it, between Ann Coulter and Michael Savage. Insiders knew quite well that this was a wedding of convenience to see if their spawn would be evil enough to devise tricks not yet thought of, to revive the Republican Party in the future. There were of course naysayers, like Condi Rice, who were saying that there was a real danger of two negatives making a positive. But, that was a risk most were willing to take.

Sean was holding a cosmopolitan and spilling it occasionally when excited. “And who the hell does she think she is?” continued Hannity after a few minutes of silence. “I mean, yeah, we’re goin’ after Janeane Garofalo. She called us racists!” Here Sean paused to take another drink. “As someone who likes all the blacks who know their place, I take offense! So, we’re going after her. That’s what men like us do. We yell at women who are smarter than us – I mean who think they’re smarter... What did I say the first time? Oh, never mind.”

“So, what’s your plan, I mean all of your plans, for the party?” Asked Sam Donaldson, hoping to catch Hannity with his guard down. “Same as before, you know, we going for that perfect blend of stupidity and sadism and selling it all day,” said Hannity. “It works.”




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[NightWatcher]

1. thanks for the trip through the looking glass

[roguevalley]

7. or as Hannity means, "When I look into the mirror..."

[Xipe Totec]

2. Did Michael Savage wear white?

as if! :eyes:

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5. There was a big fight between Savage and Coulter.

They both wore white.

[ihavenobias]

3. K & R. At least Beck and Savage are entertaining in an insane, ridiculous sort of way.

Hannity and his fans are the worst.

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4. And he seems to be a, 'true believer" no sense will ever make it into his skull.

[suede1]

6. LOL. Thanks for the laugh.

K & R

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8. Thank you!

[Dappleganger]

9. This definitely reads better after a couple of glasses of wine. nt

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10. Thanks,

I guess.

[Suich]

11. I started to read the 2nd paragraph before I realized

it was you, 20score! You had me going there for a minute!



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

K & R!

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13. Great to see you as always, Suich!

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14. And it's very hard for me to take time writing satire lately.

I'm working a lot of hours and going to school for solar design.

[OHDEM]

12. I thought your headline was the ad the GOP is running...

...for their next Presidential candidate. I was going to suggest Palin.

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15. Haha. That's pretty good.

[hbskifreak]

16. funny!

Dude, I love that line about Condi....I could almost hear her saying that.

This post is awesome, great job J.

A

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17. Thanks! Appreciated, my man!