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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-26-09 09:35 PM Original message |
You can't cure stupid |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-26-09 09:41 PM Response to Original message |
1. A lot of men will refuse to go to the doctor |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-26-09 09:45 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I sent an email to the campus |
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Cronus Protagonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-26-09 09:46 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. "shattered bone protruding from shredded flesh" |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-26-09 09:48 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. So you were one of my patients huh? |
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Cronus Protagonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:30 AM Response to Reply #4 |
15. He probably forgot to super-glue the bones |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:33 AM Response to Reply #15 |
19. Hmm good point |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-26-09 09:49 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. and a three inch c clamp. |
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Cronus Protagonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:31 AM Response to Reply #6 |
16. Yeah, with crocodile clips as well, preferably. |
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surrealAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 07:07 AM Response to Reply #16 |
28. Crocodile clips? |
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Cronus Protagonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:51 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Duct tape slips off the bloody bits |
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Toucano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:06 AM Response to Reply #3 |
10. 'Tis only a flesh wound! n-t |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:16 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. LMAO.. RLOL |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:29 AM Response to Reply #3 |
14. Naww... duct tape is good enough. And some aspirin. |
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Cronus Protagonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:33 AM Response to Reply #14 |
18. Aspirin! |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 01:27 AM Response to Reply #18 |
22. It's for the worm. |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 01:36 AM Response to Reply #22 |
24. You guys are making me laugh |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 02:37 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Hola! |
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tomreedtoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-26-09 11:49 PM Response to Reply #1 |
8. With good reason. |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:01 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. what part of student health services are you missing |
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tomreedtoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:51 AM Response to Reply #9 |
20. What young man? You think we're all in freaking COLLEGE? |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:57 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Did you read the OP? It was about a college student. |
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Hannah Bell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 01:44 AM Response to Reply #21 |
25. not so clear. she's at the supermarket, buying groceries, & the guy's buying cold medicine. |
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cwydro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 07:16 AM Response to Reply #25 |
29. Lol. |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 01:34 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. This particular young man WAS A COLLEGE STUDENT |
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Cronus Protagonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:53 PM Response to Reply #23 |
31. I suspect perhaps it's more of a lack of a sense of humor on your part |
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tomreedtoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 03:37 PM Response to Reply #23 |
34. Why did he assume we are ALL in college then? |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 04:04 PM Response to Reply #34 |
39. I didn't, what part of it is THIS PARTICULAR YOUNG MAN |
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tomreedtoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 11:58 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. He told ME to go to Student Health. I am NOT a student. |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 12:02 AM Response to Reply #40 |
41. I am willing to make a diagnosis of chip on shoulder |
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Skip Intro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
12. Yes, you can. Or should I say, "stupid" can be cured. |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:26 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Or at least we can try... |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:31 AM Response to Reply #12 |
17. Read my sig. |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 06:26 AM Response to Reply #12 |
27. Ron White said it ... "You can't fix Stupid" ... |
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ecstatic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
32. possibly stupid question: Is it possible that you got it from him |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 03:50 PM Response to Reply #32 |
37. I also came from Mexico City last week |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 01:00 PM Response to Original message |
33. Why did you want him to go to Student Health? Was he out of condoms? |
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
35. Whoa......you talked to a potential carrier? |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 03:49 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. AAAAA----CHOOOOOO!!!!!! |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-27-09 03:54 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. Silly.. It's not a computer virus.. |
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