Well, I'm off to waterboard and torture my neighbor! See ya around!

[arcadian]

I'm feeling a little puckish so I think I'll do that towel twisted around the neck slamming his head up against the wall thing too. Then tomorrow I'm off to the beach for a mini va-kay.

[flvegan]

1. Tomorrow, it will be in the past.

And we shouldn't get caught up in 'oo did what to 'oo.

[L. Coyote]

2. Just taking me's orders in stride, not bothering to think much ya know. Why Change Now?

[flvegan]

4. Only change we need is washing our dirty hands.

Shoulda done it *during* the waterboarding. Opportunity knocking and all.

[arcadian]

3. That is true, I'm hoping that people will be able to move forward

after I've committed such a heinous crime act.

[kas125]

12. Oh, sure they will. No looking back, only moving forward

allowed now. And if anybody does complain, just say your boss told you it was okay and it'll all go away.

[arcadian]

13. Hell, if they complain, I'll just slam their head into a wall 30 times.

There won't be any complaining after that and I'll walk.

[kas125]

14. Oh, hell yeah. Nuthin wrong with a little head slamming

now and again. One would simply have to be a legal genius to even suspect that there could be anything wrong with doing that.

[Telly Savalas]

5. I'd do the same, but my iron maiden is still in the shop.

I knew I should have bought an American one. Parts on foreign ones cost a fortune.

[arcadian]

6. Don't worry, we got a new one. It's called "scorpion in a coffin"

I'm gonna copyright that name by the way.

[kas125]

16. If you just black out the word "scorpion" and keep

talking about caterpillars, nobody will know the difference.

[arcadian]

17. We'll call it "Gumdrops and kittens in a magic sack full of sunshine"

It makes stress positions easier to endure.

[kas125]

18. No, no, not stress positions, just sitting in a box or resting

against a wall. Please, lets use the right terminology here!

[arcadian]

19. Well, I mean, that's all it is, like a "time-out area"

"Gumdrops and kittens in a magic sack full of sunshine" does not equal, placing a scorpion in a coffined size box with a human being in it. It's more like sitting down in a chair in an open air cafe enjoying a latte and having a conversation with an old friend you have just bumped into on the street.

[kas125]

20. Oh, of course. What could possibly be more pleasant than

a little time out? It could even be relaxing and rejuvenating. Nothing to investigate here, let's just move forward and enjoy the rest of our lives.

[arcadian]

21. I picture a Zen garden with a nice path, coi pond,

tree ferns, some soothing tranquil music playing in the background, something like "Humpback Whale song". Damn. They should be PAYING us to torture, stress position, clear their qi for them.

[kas125]

24. They'd LOVE the whale song. I'd prefer a good Terrapin

or Stella Blue, but I know that your neighbors certainly could have no objections to being put in a box with a few little bugs to listen to some good music. Who would?!?

[Solly Mack]

7. Well, you know what they say

Can't spell impunity (or immunity) without U-N-I-T-Y

Let's all join hands...

[EFerrari]

8. I have to walk my dog. I hope I don't meet any courageous or dedicated people on the street.

[readmoreoften]

9. My neighbors are already tortured by the economy. Maybe we'll head to the other side of the tracks

to waterboard a few executives. And rape their children. :sarcasm:

[rwheeler31]

10. Just go to bed and dream, it will be better.

[chollybocker]

11. I'll bring the bugs!!

[leftstreet]

15. But you MUST be transparent about it and post the details here tomorrow

That's the only way we can Move On.

[scheming daemons]

22. As long as you have a memo from the Attorney General saying it is legal...

..what... don't have that?


False equivalence then.


FAIL

[arcadian]

23. Yeah, I saw that scene from Clear & Present Danger too.

Plagiarism = FAIL

[scheming daemons]

25. Hmm... maybe I'll have to watch that....

I was referring to the memos that were released today that showed the Attorney General of the US validating to the CIA that the techniques were not unlawful.


I don't know the movie/tv show you are talking about.. but I'll have to check it out.

[kas125]

26. I told him to say he had permission from his boss already

Don't worry, that's already been covered.

[arcadian]

27. Jesus is my boss

And he has pre approved everything that I do. Carte Blanche baby!

[MrSlayer]

28. Might I suggest a nice round of woolding?

It's cheap, easy, fast and extremely painful.