Damn you for ruining my marriage, gay people!!

[Tab]

(sarcasm of course)

How dare you! You push your agenda on me. The gay couple down the street wants to get married, and suddenly my marriage is in jeopardy! What insidious plans have you in mind to undermine my marriage, threaten my marriage?

If it wasn't for gay people, my marriage would last forever. Instead, I'm looking at getting a divorce, discarding heterosexuality, and taking up a new lifestyle. How do you have that power over me??

Damn right it should be illegal, otherwise heterosexual couples might actually get divorced (we know they wouldn't otherwise) and take up in gay relationships. Worse, there'd be little to no procreation, and the human race would die out.

Damn you for threatening the human race. If you didn't exist, marriages would be perfect, divorce rates would be zero.... as we all know, heteros are better at relationships, right?'

You, down the street, you threaten my marriage. Well, um, I can't exactly say how, but I've been told that you do.

So cut it out. Stop letting your personal life affect mine, even if we've never met. What power you have!

I'm scared. Someone hold me. (Females only, please)

[geckosfeet]

1. Snarky comment about animal sex removed.

Sorry.

Even I couldn't post such jibberish.

[dkf]

2. This whole argument that it threatens marriage is such a joke.

Like the people who are against gay marriage are perfectly fine with gay couples as long as they aren't married? lol.

[rhett o rick]

3. I have a great marrage, but live in fear that some gay person will come along and ruin it.

I hope this isn't needed but :sarcasm:

[walkaway]

4. It's amazing that these morons spent so much money...

advertising how ridiculous their beliefs and fears really are. A child couldn't watch that add and not laugh.

The far right is a riot!

[geomon666]

5. This thread is nothing without a music video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rixkck8QnjY&fmt=18

[Swede Atlanta]

6. I make it my mission every day in life....

As a liberated practicing homosexual male, I make a point every day to try to seduce straight men and try to lure unsuspecting male children into my lair. Now that I are closer and closer to achieving the right to marry I will be able to single-handedly destroy marriage after marriage. Once I marry, married heteros will stop having intercourse and procreating and hetero marriages will fall apart in droves. Unmarried heteros will never marry as they live in constant fear that the GAY will destroy their marriage.

I didn't know I had such power over people...... This whole argument is such a crock. It would be amusing if there weren't so many people that buy into this nonsense.

[here_is_to_hope]

7. I don't know, my wife is tapping me more than ever...

..probably to keep me from getting teh Gay...I told her not to worry, my College days are long gone...

[old mark]

8. If we are talking about my first marriage then ,gays everywhere,

I owe you big!
Thank you for ruining my first marriage and freeing me from hell.

The second one is just fine, thanks!

May you all live lives of contented happiness!

mark

[Tab]

9. Ha ha

Yes, there is a bright side - you are right.

Thank you gay people from freeing me from my first marriage as well!

(just don't go near my current one - I can resist your wiles)

[boobooday]

10. The gay will take your civil liberties!

I am afraid! :scared:

[Lil Missy]

11. Gays are ruining the rights to religion and bigotry! Where will this end?

Female here; I'll hold you. :scared:

Whew! Now I can kiss women! (To put it politely) Geeze, I was just waiting for it to become legal.

Sorry about your marriage. Watch your small animals too.