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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:18 PM
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Sham Wow guy arrested for battery!
Edited on Fri Mar-27-09 07:20 PM by pleah
KO just announced it! Can't wait to hear the rest!

Keith says he has plenty of jokes.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:20 PM
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1. Oh dear, does The Lounge know about this?
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:21 PM
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2. I don't know
should I post it there? I was waiting to hear what Keith was going to say about it.:)
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:23 PM
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3. Yes, I'm sure they'd want to know...
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:24 PM
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6. I just posted it. Can't wait to hear what Keith says about this.
:evilgrin:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:23 PM
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4. You can't slam chop people
and expect to get away with it. :D
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 08:09 PM
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31. LOL
Love the Brak pic.:)
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spoony Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 12:48 AM
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41. !!
:rofl:
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tabasco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:24 PM
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5. "You're gonna love my nuts."
They should have arrested him for that.
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:28 PM
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7. lol
sham :wow:
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:29 PM
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8. I wonder what the Real WOW guy thinks of that n/t
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OwnedByFerrets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:30 PM
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9. I guess she DIDNT like his nuts.
:rofl:
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 08:08 PM
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30. :)
:rofl:
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:31 PM
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10. it was self defense ..defending himself from a $1000 Cannibal hooker
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:38 PM
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11. I must be the only person who has never seen this commercial.
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:44 PM
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14. Here ya go!
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:48 PM
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18. you can get em at CVS
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:55 PM
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23. Okay I watched it. I can't say that I feel that I was missing anything.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:39 PM
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12. I thought the batteries were sold separately
:shrug:
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carlyhippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:42 PM
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13. ya know we can't do this all day........are you getting this camera guy?!
Edited on Fri Mar-27-09 07:45 PM by carlyhippy
fettucine, linguini, martini, bikini......his personality worked for the infomercial company, we all remember him from a commercial, he has done his job.......
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janx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:45 PM
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15. This Sham Wow stuff--
Please define...(?)
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carlyhippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:47 PM
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17. OK for you who are strangers to the mystical powers of the shamwow guy.......
Edited on Fri Mar-27-09 07:50 PM by carlyhippy
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 08:11 PM
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33. looks like an unsuccessful Graham Norton clone n/t
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:48 PM
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19. See post 14.
;-)
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carlyhippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:53 PM
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20. aargh my slow internet, I was trying to search youtube as you posted it haha
:)
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 08:05 PM
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27. :)
Thanks for the help!:hi:
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:46 PM
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16. The guy has also taken $cientology on
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:56 PM
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25. Thanks for the link.
:)
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csziggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 12:22 AM
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40. I love the comments there
My favorite from http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490:


I always wanted to see him wrestle Billy Mays. In oil. Naked.

I need help
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spoony Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 12:59 AM
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43. "they went all 8th-grade popular girl on his ass"
That was funny, but what they did to him certainly isn't. He's shown himself to be strong and brave for recovering from it and fighting back. Thanks for the link, I would've never guessed there was such a remarkable story behind these kinda cheesy ads!
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Bolo Boffin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 01:24 AM
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44. Oh, no.
I've been trying not to laugh at this, but on the face of it, the story is just so ridiculous.

But knowing that he's now involved in a suit with the Scientologists? I agree. Now it's worth trying to find out if there's more to the "hooker" than we know.
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FreeState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:54 PM
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21. Charges were dropped...
http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch/

Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either o
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 08:07 PM
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28. Thanks for the info, but
it is just to much fun with this one.:evilgrin: :hi:
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:54 PM
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22. Behold...
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:56 PM
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24. It's like the homeless love child of Adam Carolla and Christopher Walken.
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 07:57 PM
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26. AHAHAHA!
:rofl:
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carlyhippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 08:07 PM
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29. now had he had a shamwow handy, he could have used it to clean the blood off his face
Edited on Fri Mar-27-09 08:12 PM by carlyhippy
she about bit his tongue off, his tongue helps him speak, it's important he keeps his tongue, it's his living.
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 12:04 AM
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39. He looks awful. Must have stitches on his tongue.
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footinmouth Donating Member (630 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 08:11 PM
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32. I love my Sham Wows
Now I feel like I've been giving money to a felon. Darn. No more Sham Wows for me.
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 08:21 PM
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34. See post 21.
:hi:
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carlyhippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 08:36 PM
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35. LOLOL Thanks
always a day late and a dollar short, I am....
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 08:37 PM
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36. ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch
http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch/

Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 12:52 AM
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42. Boy that sure we be a hard mess to clean up
now wouldn't it?
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Loge23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 08:40 PM
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37. Tony Blundetto in witness protection
As soon as I saw the Sham Wow commercial (which is a classic for me, btw), I thought of the great job Steve Buscemi did with the Tony Blundetto character on The Sopranos.
This guy could easily be Tony Blundetto in the witness protection program (if he didn't get his freakin' had blown off!!).
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 09:09 PM
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38. Flea Market season can't come soon enough...Vince I'm coming for you.
:rofl: Can't wait to sabotage his speel
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