The Rude Pundit: Why Michelle Malkin Ought to Be Caged Like a Rabid Shih-Tzu(Rank Hypocrisy Edition)

[meegbear]

So let's just get this straight: back in 2006, Michelle Malkin, blogger, syndicated columnist, and an attention whore with appetites so huge that, if she were a sex-selling whore (and the Rude Pundit has no direct knowledge that she is not), she'd be in front of an audience of cheering old drunks, giving handjobs to hobos while getting fucked in the ass by the bartender's pit bull, which is pretty much what happens when you appear on Fox "news," posts to her blog the names, phone numbers, and email addresses of three UC Santa Cruz students who led a protest against military recruiters on their campus. When the students get pounded by threats of violence, Malkin washes her hands of it, saying that it's up to individuals how they respond to the information she has made public.

And in 2007, Michelle Malkin, who, if she were a sex-selling whore (and, while the Rude Pundit cannot confirm anything, he's pretty sure she's swapping blow jobs for appearances on Glenn Beck's nightly crazoidfest), she'd be the type of hooker who tells you all the crazy shit she could do to your dick if she hadn't sprained her back, but if you double the price, she'll work through the pain, stalked the family of a twelve year-old boy who almost died in a car wreck. even going to their home. Her point? That they owned things and thus didn't need SCHIP.

So this is the Michelle Malkin we're talking about. She's the same one who in her latest "column" (if by "column," you mean, "the sound of a bag of drowning cats") is outraged, nay, megaoutraged at the idea that people would be angry enough to threaten violence or suggest punishments for AIG executives. Scrawls Malkin, "(T)he radical ACORN mob and its corporate shakedown allies chartered a bus — with twice as many outrage-stoking MSM photographers in tow — to menace AIG executives in their homes." Imagine. Going to harass people you think are evil at their homes. Malkin also cites "the families who received (death) threats through AIG’s website." It must give her the vapors.

The point here is not about AIG's employees or mob rule. The point is that if you yourself have whipped the mob into a frenzy and been lead torch carrier when it suits your purposes, then you've probably lost the moral high ground on the issue. Or maybe it's just that if you're a whore with three cocks in various orifices, you really can't preach abstinence.

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[RT Atlanta]

1. Rude has a way with words

I always smile after reading his posts!

[Teaser]

2. I wish the Rude One was my cool big brother.

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[xchrom]

3. +5

[BrklynLiberal]

4. "a Rabid Shih-Tzu" - wow..perfect image...

[edbermac]

5. Rude Pundit is VERY rude!

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

6. 'and the Rude Pundit has no direct knowledge that she is not'

Slam!

[Kansas Wyatt]

7. Every time I see her column & photo...

I immediately think "maggot."

I cannot understand why it pops into my head, but seriously, that is what always comes to mind.

[Vektor]

8. He went a little too easy on the skanky piece of shit.

But I appreciate the point just the same. ;-)

[gratuitous]

9. "Glenn Beck's nightly crazoidfest"

Some part of me thinks about satellite beams shooting off into space, carrying Glenn Beck's program to be monitored and viewed by some alien race somewhere. And with a rueful moue, Glorak of Raznar-7 pushes a button and sighs, "Well, the inmates finally won the upper hand in that asylum. Time to end this little experiment."

Michelle Maglalang Malkin is a classic bully, quite capable of dishing it out, but not so good at taking it.