24/7 cable news. fair & balanced: Lets take a look.

[fumsm]

CNN:
Right leaning:

Wolf Blitzer - which way is the wind blowing Dana
Dana (King) Bash -- 50% more teeth allows me to spew more right wing shit
John (Bash) King -- Ok Mr. Cheney, can I kiss your ass a little longer?
Creepy (Cindy) Crawley -- with no looks or personality, it's hard to get invites w/out kissing
repukes asses
Lou Dobbs -- The illegals are coming, the illegals are coming
Anderson Cooper -- I'll say whatever you want boss
Soledad O'Brien -- I'm not an illegal Lou, really
Rick Sanchez -- I'll say what you want, just don't let Lou near me
Larry King -- hard questions, don't worry.

Neutral:
Campbell Brown -- getting better, but worrisome - married a bush shill

MSNBC:

Right leaning:

Joe Scar-- When in doubt, hide in broad daylight. I didn't have anything to do with that intern.
Mika -- uh huh, ummmm, uh huh, ummm, uh huh, ummmm: more vodka and plastic please, quick, I'm not
gettin any younger here.
Pukanannon ---acht tung. long live the reight....
Moran O'Donnell -- of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most, or is that my integrity??
Alex Witt --poster girl for right wing bimbos
Contessa Brewer --I'm pretty cause my daddy told me so. Beat you poor bastards, outa my way
Kelly O'Donnell - what ever the righties say, it must be true

Andrea Greenspan -- it wasn't my husbands fault really, let me tell you where to look
Chris Jansing -- I've come a long way baby, but that damn Contessa keeps gettin in my way
David Gregory -- I'll baffle them with stupidity

Neutral:
Tammaron Hill --These damn people are crazy but I need the work
Chris Matthews: Which way is the wind blowing: My egos hungry.
David Shuster -- up and down

Left leaning:

Keith O
Michelle

CNBC:

Right leaning:
The whole damn bunch of them: There like the getaway drivers in a bank robbery

FAUX News:

Need I say anymore

Yea, seems fair and balanced. Good thing radio is more nuetral........

[rocktivity]

1. YOU FORGOT RACHEL MADDOW!!!

Bad Fumsm! BAD!!!

:spank:
rocktivity

[fumsm]

4. I edited it but it must not have taken, damn

[Neecy]

2. well....

I'd put Chris Jansing in neutral, because I've never heard her say anything too wingnutty.

I was surprised to read that David Shuster worked for Fox "News" for many years. He seems pretty open-minded to me, and I like his show.

[MadBadger]

3. Its clear you have no idea what you're talking about.

[Initech]

5. Fair and balanced my ass.

"Do you enjoy being a billionaire?"
"Yes."

Jon Stewart: FUCK YOU!!!!!

Thank god for Jon Stewart. Stewart >>>>>>>>>>>>> all of the above