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Edited on Tue Mar-10-09 02:20 PM by Veritas_et_Aequitas
I do think this administration would work, albeit in the same sense that a car made out of Lincoln logs and duct tape would work. Here we go:
Charlie Crist - President (I don't particularly like him, but he has at least a mixed record of conservative and progress-friendly policies. Besides, if he pisses off the hardliners so much, there's probably something okay about him that I just don't see).
Jon Huntsman Jr - Vice President (He is concerned mostly with economic, education (he received his GED, so I trust he understands the importance of education), and energy issues. He has an okay record and has spoken out against the Party of No mentality held by national Republicans.
Robert Gates - Sec. Defense (I'll go with the devil I know for this one). Mitt Romney - Sec. Treasury (Let's face it. He has a lot of experience with money. However, most of it stems from unconscionable corporate raiding, so I needed to keep him away from Dept. Commerce)
Michael Bloomberg - Sec. Commerce (I'd prefer to keep him away from this, but I'm low on options that I know about)
Arnold Schwarzeneger - Sec State (Okay, hear me out. I don't expect him to be a stellar diplomat. However, the guy does understand how to work cameras and scenes to his advantage thanks to his acting background. I'm hoping this "fantasy administration" would exploit those talents and "strongly recommend" comptent advisors to run things behind the scenes).
Olympia Snow - Sec Interior (Why not? Besides, I'm running out of ideas.)
Willie Julian Usery, Jr- Sec Labor (One of the rare Republicans who actually used to be involved in union activism. He had a very limited tenure under Ford, so it might be worth giving him a second chance... assuming he lives long enough).
Jim Douglas - Sec Education (Vermont generally has its act together when it comes to public education. He probably wouldn't screw up badly here).
John Albert Knebel - Sec Agriculture (So what if he resigned from Ford's administration for making a racist comment. I can't recall anything terrible happening in that part of our government during the Ford administration.)
Donald Carcieri - Sec Energy (Just another Republican that does not make me vomit upon mentioning his name. I just retch slightly).
John Warner - Sec DHS (He's relatively moderate and has enough experience for the post.)
Rudy Guiliani - Attorney General (At least he was a prosecutor in a prior life. I'm guessing he'd have some idea of what to do).
Whatever the conservative equivalent of Sanjay Gupta is- Surgeon General
Lincoln Chafee - EPA (He's one of the few Republicans I can think of that favors strong environmental regulation and who voted against allowing drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge)
Edited for typo and further explanation.
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