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Are_grits_groceries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:21 AM Original message |
Stranger Shows Up at Funeral, Hits Dead Man |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
1. Weird |
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ddeclue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
2. CRAZY... |
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foo_bar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:10 PM Response to Reply #2 |
23. no stranger than putting a three piece suit on a dead guy, IMO |
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LeftHander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:15 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. No backs on those suits and dresses |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:19 PM Response to Reply #23 |
28. I think the strange part is that she had no connection to the deceased |
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foo_bar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:34 PM Response to Reply #28 |
36. are funeral crashers that uncommon? |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:53 PM Response to Reply #36 |
41. I suspect it's pretty unusual, especially for a crasher to get involved in |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:20 PM Response to Reply #23 |
29. I thought it was a show of respect rather than an illustration of denial... |
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foo_bar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:47 PM Response to Reply #29 |
40. there's some leeway between "struck with a wand" and "sucker-punched" |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 01:04 PM Response to Reply #40 |
44. My overall curiosity remains... |
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foo_bar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 01:17 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. doesn't "sucker punch" connote an element of surprise to the victim? |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 01:42 PM Response to Reply #46 |
52. Respect and denial may not be necessarily exclusive... |
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Lance_Boyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 02:18 PM Response to Reply #29 |
57. Isn't all corpse-punching really sucker-punching? |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-06-09 06:14 PM Response to Reply #57 |
73. Don't knock it if you;ve never tried it... |
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WI_DEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
3. So some woman comes in danced in front of the coffin, waving a wand, opened the casket |
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norepubsin08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:28 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. WTF? |
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Historic NY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:43 AM Response to Reply #6 |
14. Its a modern version of awakening the dead.... |
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norepubsin08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:49 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. You've gotta be pretty whacked out |
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ShortnFiery (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 01:28 PM Response to Reply #14 |
49. or in other words --->"beating a dead corpse?" |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:01 PM Response to Reply #3 |
17. the pure extreme shock of what they were seeing |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:18 PM Response to Reply #17 |
27. You never know if someone in the grieving family ordered it without telling everyone else about it |
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ShortnFiery (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 01:25 PM Response to Reply #3 |
48. I buried my beloved father two years ago. |
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Marrah_G (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
4. Maybe the Floridians are moving north! |
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Are_grits_groceries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:29 AM Response to Reply #4 |
8. LOL! I thought about that. nt |
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annabanana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
5. magic!. . n/t |
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Stevenmarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
7. Well she made the funeral memorable |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
9. Obviously a squib |
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Lucinda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:27 PM Response to Reply #9 |
33. LOL |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
10. Maybe the deceased left instructions with the funeral home to hire her to do this? |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:05 PM Response to Reply #10 |
18. I want a vulture. |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:07 PM Response to Reply #10 |
20. remote possibility |
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:34 AM Response to Original message |
11. Bippity-boppity-boo! |
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skeewee08 (434 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
12. Dame Republicrats:-) |
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Cid_B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
13. I'm trying to imagine that same scene... |
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asjr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
16. After the last 8 years I will never |
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madmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
19. Wait...what? Does this woman always carry a wand?Where did THAT come from? |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:21 PM Response to Reply #19 |
30. She should have said someone in the family ordered a Wicca-gram or Voodoo-Gram |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
21. stories like this is why The Onion and News of the Weird have lost their bite |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
22. I can't get the Bewitched theme out of my head now n/t |
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Lost in CT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
24. Different religions have different traditions... we should respect the traditions of others. |
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Are_grits_groceries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:17 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. As of yet, |
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tanngrisnir3 (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:32 PM Response to Reply #24 |
35. Uh...yeah.... apparently it wasn't her funeral to attend, seeing as.... |
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Lost in CT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:54 PM Response to Reply #35 |
42. What a guy can't die without a secret woman or two in his past?... |
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tanngrisnir3 (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 01:19 PM Response to Reply #42 |
47. With a woman like that in my past, I'd want to die. |
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orleans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
31. but what was she wearing? |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
32. I flipped a dead guy off |
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WI_DEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:35 PM Response to Reply #32 |
37. and spit on him? |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 01:02 PM Response to Reply #37 |
43. Yep |
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ShortnFiery (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 01:32 PM Response to Reply #43 |
50. Er, good luck with your audience at The Pearly Gates with Saint Peter. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
34. Maybe she thought it was Fred Phelps. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
38. Berate him until he leaves town. He's as civilized as a worm. |
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Are_grits_groceries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
39. Comments on this news are LOL: |
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Froward69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
45. I was at a funeral once where |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
51. i wondered what happened to my wand. nt |
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Sequoia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
53. That reminds me of the movie, "To Catch a Theif" |
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Tyrone Slothrop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 03:55 PM Response to Reply #53 |
59. That was "Charade" |
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Sequoia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 04:00 PM Response to Reply #59 |
61. Thanks. In my bones I felt I was wrong. |
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Tyrone Slothrop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 04:20 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. Sure are |
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Sequoia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 06:57 PM Response to Reply #62 |
68. Oh yes. |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
54. Maybe she was uncle's best kept secret - |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
55. I hope something crazy like that happens at NY funeral. |
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Eryemil (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
56. That's hilarious. |
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snake in the grass (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
58. Bellatrix Lestrange lives in North Carolina? |
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sufrommich (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
60. Maybe she's the After Life Fairy. nt |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
63. I wonder how many cats she had. |
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Are_grits_groceries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
64. I do believe that the deceased knew |
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REP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
65. If she'd been wearing her collar backwards, it'd have just been another funeral service |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-06-09 06:22 PM Response to Reply #65 |
74. As a professional clergy person, I can assure you... |
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fascisthunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
66. that so fricking crazy.... |
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Are_grits_groceries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
67. A fun link: |
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librechik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
69. I knew there was a scene missing from last week's "Lost" |
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Sultana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
70. Holy wow |
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Are_grits_groceries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 07:48 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. Be vewy vewy careful at funerals... |
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Sultana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-06-09 05:12 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. I've never been to one |
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