Something tells me this guy isn't up for some gardening - Who stole 4 tons of fertilizer, and why?

[ck4829]

Frederick police are investigating the theft of 8,000 pounds of fertilizer from a farm supply store.

The fertilizer went missing from the Southern States store in the 500 block of East South Street some time Saturday night or early Sunday, police said. A store representative told police that 6,000 pounds of "19-19-19" fertilizer and 2,000 pounds of urea were missing. The fertilizer is packaged primarily in 50-pound bags with red and blue Southern States logos.

Lt. Clark Pennington said police have no indication of a motive for the theft but as a matter of protocol, have notified the Maryland Coordination Analysis Center. In doing so, all federal agencies have been notified of the theft. Officers have made contact with the FBI field office and they have been made aware of the theft.

Police described a possible suspect as a white man, age 45 to 50 and balding. Anyone with information is asked to call the Frederick Police Department at 301-600-2100.

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/news/display.htm?StoryID=87131

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

1. 8000 pounds = big BOOM.

Better get crackin' Feds, and don't screw this one up.

[Ilsa]

2. This scares the crap out of me, especially

since it is relatively close to our Capital. Ihope they find him quickly.

[XOKCowboy]

3. 19 19 19 is not exactly ANFO material

We need a chemist to figure out how a 25% mixture of urea changes the equation.

[DemocracyInaction]

4. Description matches Limbaugh demographics

Just saying........

[BR_Parkway]

5. Probably has a CPAC ticket stub in his pocket -

[cliffordu]

6. Where is joe the plumma??

[tangent90]

7. "suspect is white male 45 to 50 years & balding..."

hmmmm

[Cleita]

8. Well on "Medium", the week before last, Allison was possessed by a spirit

who caused her to make a car bomb. Part of the ingredients was a truckload of fertilizer. Either that or he's got a lot of acreage he wants to fertilize. :shrug:.

[originalpckelly]

9. "white man, age 45 to 50 and balding"

This is not going to end well.