What should the letters AIG now stand for- Suggestions Please

[lame54]

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What should the letters AIG now stand for, given the horrible financial mess it has cost the taxpayers?
Submitted by Chad on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 10:17am. Alerts
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AIG and yet another bailout: if we aren't going to nationalize the banks, can't we nationalize AIG?

The phrase "too big to fail" couldn't disappear fast enough, but in this case, we are really tired of hearing it.

AIG isn't the only problem, but it's an ever costly problem taking money away from really important needs in this country.

Since the initials AIG will go down in (negative) history even 70 years from now when the next depression comes along, it might be fun to come up with our own phrases that match the initials AIG.

The initials actually stand for American International Group, a rather boring name when spelled out. So how can you make the initials AIG match the horror the company has cost the American taxpayer?

"Ain't it great" would be a really sarcastic version. But give us your best try. What should AIG stand for, given what the company has done to our bottom line?

[zagging]

1. And, it's gone.

[FudaFuda]

6. Assholes Is Greedy. n/t

[zagging]

8. Hey! I didn't know we could break grammar rules.

[lame54]

14. Sure, why not?

[Captain Hilts]

2. Anfield Is Greater!

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgsp0041+this-is-anfield-liverpool-football-club-badge-liverpool-football-club-poster.jpg

[supernova]

3. All Investments Gone

[burythehatchet]

4. Anal Insurance Grout

stream of consciousness

[Fresh_Start]

5. Their "Ass Is Grass"

comes to mind

[BluePatriot21]

20. darnit, great minds think alike :)

[Fresh_Start]

24. too obvious to overlook

and sadly very true

[zagging]

7. America's Inhabitants Gutted

[Junkdrawer]

9. Absolutely Insatiable Greed

[stillcool]

10. As In Grand Theft

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Annuity is Gone.

I got an AIG life insurance policy based on their "A" rating. Kinda makes me wonder about those criteria.

[Fuzz]

12. America's in Guano

[Motown_Johnny]

16. ROFL... I can't top that one. not even gonna try

[Idealism]

13. "Analytically Impossible Growth"

has turned into "Amazingly Ignorant Gangsters"

[Sebastian Doyle]

15. AIG has taken a page from Blackwater and Phillip Morris and rebranded itself

You know those "21st Century Insurance" commercials that suddenly appeared all over TV and radio, even though nobody had ever heard of them 6 months ago?

Got some junk mail from them the other day. Guess what the fine print said? It's a front for AIG!

[rolltideroll]

17. Ain't It Great

As in ain't it great to keep getting away with this?

[FudaFuda]

18. American Insurance Gangsters.

[Fireweed247]

22. winner

:applause:

[BluePatriot21]

19. Ass is Grass as in...

Yo Ass is Grass Bitch!

YAIGB - new company Voila!

[Cid_B]

26. Damn it...

you took mine...

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

21. All Inclusive Garbage

[BuyingThyme]

23. Allah Is Great

[Earth_First]

25. Another Investment Gaffe n/t

[Captain Hilts]

27. All I Grab. nt