Why doesn't Rush run for the Presidency himself? Easy.

[Jackpine Radical]

He doesn't qualify. As we all know by now, you have to be native-born, and he was hatched somewhere.

[mecherosegarden]

1. That is good!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cerridwen]

2. Thanks.

:D

[MineralMan]

3. He can't. He has a pilonidal cyst, you see..

so he can't take a job like that one. He couldn't even serve in the military, so how could he be Commander-in-Chief.

Besides, he'd have to take too big a pay cut.

[opihimoimoi]

4. He is being paid 400$$Million to be what he is....a PUB ASSHOLE

He get to say things the Pub Pols cannot....

and he is the bait.....

There are lottsa other wannabes who copy him...that is one of the GOP Missions...more Rushes

Did ya hear? He wants us to return to a time when white men and the GOP Ruled.....in code of course....he is the ultimate ZIT BUTT(by Cat Woman)

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[Champion Jack]

5. Why doesn't Rush run for the Presidency himself?

He doesn't want anyone digging up that Jeff Christie stuff

[VP505]

6. He is what he is

but I am sure he realizes that he appeals to about 20% of the population and he just isn't going to win an election with a number like that.

[KharmaTrain]

7. Imagine Disclosing His Medical History...

It'd be like reading a PDR. Plus we'd all learn about that "boil" that kept him out of Vietnam. Plus I'm sure there are some "friends" from his days in Pittsburg, Kansas City and Sacramento that would love to share what he did in his "off hours".

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. C-O-W-A-R-D

That's all one needs to know.

[monmouth]

9. The background/vetting and interviews with his ex-wives would be interesting...LOL...n/t