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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 03:52 PM Original message |
My given name is turdnugget, |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
1. Nobody cares what you think |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 03:55 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Okay. I lied. My given name is not really turdnugget. |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 04:37 PM Response to Reply #3 |
18. Do you have a twin sister? |
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cliffordu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 07:07 PM Response to Reply #18 |
38. I remember her. |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-26-09 12:49 AM Response to Reply #38 |
49. It seems everyone, um, knew her. |
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KoKo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 10:03 PM Response to Reply #3 |
42. Sucks...Thought you were going to say it was TurkinDucket...sorry |
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Thickasabrick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 10:04 PM Response to Reply #1 |
44. That made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts.....awesome. eom |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
2. Traitor to your race/class |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:31 PM Response to Reply #2 |
28. My race has no class. |
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cliffordu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 09:57 PM Response to Reply #28 |
41. Me too. |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
4. Mine is Mammo The Talking Glue Gun, but everyone calls me |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:31 PM Response to Reply #4 |
27. Cool, Blister D. |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 11:24 PM Response to Reply #27 |
45. I've hired Vanilla Ice to shave my back. |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-26-09 12:26 AM Response to Reply #45 |
46. we all need someone to look after our backs |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-26-09 01:41 AM Response to Reply #46 |
50. Not sure I'd want him to get any ideas. |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
5. Mine is Goddamnityouidiot, but I shortened it to Warpy |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:44 PM Response to Reply #5 |
32. I don't know... |
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
6. Your Original Name Is Far More Suiting For You. |
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MattBaggins (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 04:01 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. Is your original name |
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 04:16 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. Nope. Feel Free To Take It. |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:20 PM Response to Reply #6 |
22. That's what my brother, shitstain, says. |
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irish.lambchop (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
7. I'd always thought my given name |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:26 PM Response to Reply #7 |
25. I used to think mine was jeezuschristturdnugget, |
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MattBaggins (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
8. My given name is dungbeetle |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:46 PM Response to Reply #8 |
34. We could start a law firm! |
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Bolo Boffin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
9. Filing this little fact away... |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
10. once a turdnugget, always a turdnugget |
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AndyA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
12. Years ago, I worked in retail. |
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a la izquierda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 04:06 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. I wonder if her parents were Puritans... |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 04:22 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Some people search the bible and old graveyards |
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Sal Minella (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 04:34 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. Isn't there a "Dorcas Circle" for women in the Catholic Church now? |
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a la izquierda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 05:38 PM Response to Reply #17 |
21. Wow, I'm so out of touch... |
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Sal Minella (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 08:22 PM Response to Reply #21 |
39. It's okay, you're in the clear! Turns out it's an organization |
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BirminghamExaminer (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-26-09 02:43 AM Response to Reply #12 |
53. There was a teenager at the Piggly Wiggly named Sauron n/t |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-26-09 08:56 AM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Big fella. Looking for the jewelry department. |
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cherokeeprogressive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 04:07 PM Response to Original message |
14. To this day my father still calls me "Boy". |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:37 PM Response to Reply #14 |
30. Pardon my chuckle, |
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cherokeeprogressive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 08:25 PM Response to Reply #30 |
40. LOL. No, I just call him Ol' Man unless I need something from him. |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
19. Hi, turdnugget. I know what you mean. I call myself rateyes, rather than my given name: |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:22 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. LOL |
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npincus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
20. my real name is Assclown, but I call myself "npincus" |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:33 PM Response to Reply #20 |
29. Assclowns give me laughing gas. |
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Waiting For Everyman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
24. Ok, K&R for the coffee spew. |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:30 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. That's another reason you don't forget your towel. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
31. Skinner was asking about non-western names. Turdnugget is as American as, um.... |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:45 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. But then isn't everything? |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:46 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. If my parents named ME turdnugget |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 06:53 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. Parents? |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
37. When I was a man |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-26-09 12:27 AM Response to Reply #37 |
47. Did you have a brother named Lar? |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 10:04 PM Response to Original message |
43. My real name is Bill Melater |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-26-09 12:28 AM Response to Reply #43 |
48. my neighbor is named C Ancel |
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4lbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-26-09 01:51 AM Response to Original message |
51. All I want to know is who the hell is Tyler Durden ? |
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BirminghamExaminer (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-26-09 02:41 AM Response to Original message |
52. Thank you for making me laugh so hard I scared the cat. |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-26-09 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
55. what nationality is turdnugget and are you related to Karl Rove aka Turdblossom? |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-26-09 06:52 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. No. Where I come from, "turd" is a common name prefix, |
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