"Just Weeks After Leaving White House .... BUSH SUICIDAL!" (Globe Magazine)

[DemoTex]

JUST weeks after leaving the White House, depressed and paranoid George Bush is suicidal, insiders fear. In a blockbuster world exclusive, sources tell GLOBE the ex-President is boozing up a storm - and reveal why he is terrified of Barack Obama and his own wife Laura. Don't miss a single word!

http://www.globemagazine.com/story/307

I saw it in the check-out line at Publix this afternoon, and I thought I'd share.

[T Wolf]

1. I wish George success in his new endeavor...

[fascisthunter]

4. ha!

[nc4bo]

13. HaHa! nt

[graywarrior]

2. Kevorkian is available, isn't he?

[Jackpine Radical]

3. I refuse to believe it

until I see it in the Enquirer.

[Double T]

5. wish it were true. idiot deserves to be tormented.

[billybob537]

6. So it's all good

[Betty]

7. he'll probably fuck that up, too

he's failed at everything else, so have no doubt he'd fail at suicide. Of course, he was very good at causing the deaths of millions of other people.

[hfojvt]

8. Even worse

Toby Keith meltdown!!

And what about Octomom????

Inquiring minds want to know!!

[Kalyke]

16. Michael Jackson has a flesh-eating virus!

:scared:

[DemoTex]

17. Maybe Toby, Camilla, and Bu$h can cheer up with a "ménage à trois."

A drunken, maudlin ménage à trois ..

Ewwwwwwww.

[blm]

28. heheh....now that's a whole lot of ugly and stupid...

.

[greenbriar]

34. they can make a "pact" together

the world would be much better off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jamastiene]

9. I hope Satan battens down the hatches.

He going to have competition if Georgie is successful at that.

[Aristus]

10. Please, for once, let him be a success!

n/t

[Greyhound]

11. The audacity of hope... n/t

[Ichingcarpenter]

12. Bush to charge $150,000 dollars to hear him speak

Yeah, he hasn't been drinking. I bet he was stone drunk last night watching Obama.

[Myrina]

.. .and he's speaking in a 'foreign country' ...

... so they won't really even know how totally incomprehensible he is!!!


And I'm sure he didn't watch the Nu-SOTU last night, it was past his bedtime!!

[AndyA]

14. Well get on with it, George. Hurry up and get it over with.

You just about ruined the world, I can see why that might make someone suicidal. No sympathy for you from most, we're still suffering from your abuse.

Go ahead and have another drink. And another one, and another. Laura will be better off without you. Maybe you'll pass out on the dark driveway, and she can run you over when she returns home... "I didn't see him lying there, it was dark...he's been drinking...I heard a thud noise, and I could tell I ran over something, officer...I never expected George to be passed out on the driveway..."

Later, the autopsy reveals Laura didn't kill George, he was already dead. Choked on his own vomit while passed out. End of story. Legacy complete.

[madokie]

15. I'm inclined to thing he'll check out on his own accord

he's a weak and vindictive person who's in denial about his drinking, not a good combination for long time well being.

[gkhouston]

18. He's in denial about everything, which makes intentional suicide unlikely.

Drinking and/or drugging himself to death is another story.

[JDPriestly]

19. If there ever was a man who created his own Hell,

It's George W. Bush. Out of arrogance and paranoia, he ordered mass murder in Iraq. But the saddest thing of all is that no one had the courage to stop him.

[gratuitous]

20. The story is bogus

Yeah, no duh. But in order for Bush to be "depressed," he'd have to have some modicum of self-awareness, and that just isn't part of Bush's emotional or psychological make-up.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

21. How dare he kill himself before we have a chance to execute him

for war crimes and treason.

Selfish prick... :mad:

[npincus]

22. DO IT, George... just DO it!!!

Satan's warming up the grill in the Neocon Room.

:rofl:

[SammyWinstonJack]

23. I saw that.

Says Obama is out to get me


Oh how I wish that were true.

Sadly, I doubt it is. x(

[UTUSN]

24. 8 years of the Globe headlining Shrub's impending divorce & drunkenness kept me going!1 n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

25. there might be a grain of truth in all this... as always

the scream sheets do have grains and every so often even full blocks

[underseasurveyor]

26. IF ONLY

Do we have a :fingerscrossed: smilie? :evilgrin:

[hvn_nbr_2]

27. Terrified of Obama and Laura

Obama might put him in jail and Laura might hide the booze. Poor Georgie can't decide which would be worse.

[abq e streeter]

29. Just saw this today too--- but I hope Georgie , Dickie, KKKarl and all the rest

live long, long lives of staring at the walls of their prison cells....Ain't gonna hold my breath , but ya never know; maybe our legal system will finally work....maybe some day we'll even find out exactly who sabotaged Wellstone's and Connell's planes, who "suicided" the DC Madam....etc etc etc

[ACTION BASTARD]

30. Have a drink on me. You Bush fuckwit.

[TahitiNut]

31. The Globe is just trying to cheer us up.

:shrug:

[undergroundpanther]

32. Good, one less piece of evil shit on this planet.

I will celebrate when his ass goes to hell in a casket.
Hey Bush drink 5 fifths of vodka in one hour, come on, you can do it..I bet you's be buzzed right into the oblivion you should have been handed in your frat days, you pointless pampered little turd..

[Capt. America]

33. Lets hope that Obama is "out to get him". Have a pretzel on me George.