A volcano could go off at any moment.

[saltpoint]

No, really. It could.

Then the molten lava would flood our towns and villages.

Crops would be covered.

The streets would be covered.

The last few Circuit Cities would be covered.

It would be a real mess.

Please, Piyush, let someone monitor volcanoes. We beg you.

[RandomThoughts]

1. I think the comments about

High speed trains and volcanoes, was Bobby Jindal in his underware, in a sandbox, fighting a poor kid. :shrug: hard to guess, sometimes, with some of those Republicans.

:rofl:

[saltpoint]

2. Yep. They do seem to throw a lot of mixed signals.

I'm glad they aren't air traffic controllers.

[Orrex]

3. High speed volcanoes? Good grief--we have to invade someone immediately!

:scared:

[saltpoint]

4. LOL! Yes, we'll have to indeed. Any nation that harbors volcanoes should

be attacked, swiftly and without mercy.

Just to be on the safe side.

[SmileyRose]

5. Not if I put my hands over my eyes.

if I don't see the volcano, it's not there.

[lunatica]

6. And then there's that fast train between Disneyland and Las Vegas

What wasteful spending!

[saltpoint]

7. No volcano monitoring and no zoom--zoom trains to Las Vegas,

and before you know it, AMERICA WILL BE GREAT ONCE MORE!