Bobby Jindal is friends with the "devil"

[Syrinx]

Or at least he has a friend that was "possessed" by the "devil."

Is it common knowledge that Bobby Jindal is, in fact, batshit crazy?

Strangely, I found myself repeating the Hail Mary until it became a chant. Being a recent convert to Catholicism, I had yet to accept the Catholic doc­trines concerning Mary and considered any form of Marian devotion to be idolatry. Though I had never before prayed a Hail Mary in my life, I suddenly found myself incapable of any other form of prayer. Somehow, Mary's intercessions allowed me to find peace during that long night; I knew that I had sur­vived the worst and that I would exit with my faith intact. It terrified me to recall how close I came to turning away from Christ out of fear.

The crucifix had a calming effect on Susan, and her sister was soon brave enough to bring a Bible to her face. At first, Susan responded to biblical pas­sages with curses and profanities. Mixed in with her vile attacks were short and desperate pleas for help. In the same breath that she attacked Christ, the Bible's authenticity, and everyone assembled in prayer, Susan would suddenly urge us to rescue her. It appeared as if we were observing a tremendous battle between the Susan we knew and loved and some strange evil force. But the momentum had shifted and we now sensed that victory was at hand.

While Alice and Louise held Susan, her sister continued holding the Bible to her face. Almost taunting the evil spirit that had almost beaten us minutes before, the students dared Susan to read biblical passages. She choked on certain passages and could not finish the sentence "Jesus is Lord." Over and over, she repeated "Jesus is L..L..LL," often ending in profanities. In between her futile attempts, Susan pleaded with us to continue trying and often smiled between the grimaces that accompanied her readings of Scripture. Just as suddenly as she went into the trance, Susan suddenly reappeared and claimed "Jesus is Lord."

With an almost comical smile, Susan then looked up as if awakening from a deep sleep and asked, "Has something happened?" She did not re­member any of the past few hours and was startled to find her friends breaking out in cheers and laugh­ter, overwhelmed by sudden joy and relief.

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[bridgit]

1. So he knew my X huh? That figures...

[EFerrari]

2. He could have written for a reality show!

[riverdeep]

3. I heard about this episode on the Stephanie Miller Show.

She plays the theme from 'The Exorcist' and does the voice of the possessed girl. It's pretty good too! Who says the show isn't educational.

[Syrinx]

4. mp3?

:)

[riverdeep]

5. What do you know, she did it on her show Monday and I still have it.

http://telepathboy.fileave.com/jindal.mp3
(streaming audio, 33 seconds)

[Syrinx]

6. Great!

[TWiley]

7. let me guess .... Mathematics is a theory, and Exorcism is fact.

Sara Palin is equally insne. Her church is even nuttier.

[Baikonour]

8. This is why this man will never be president. eom