What could possibly be put into a George W. Bush presidential library?

[Cyrano]

Southern Methodist University in Dallas, to it's everlasting shame, will be the home of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. We're talking about 25 acres. Who knows how much the Bush crime family paid for this abomination?

But here's the big question. What could it possibly contain?

Recordings and prints of George's greatest speeches?

Photos of clueless George trying to get out of a door in China, or squeezing German Prime Minister Merkel's shoulders from behind?

George serving a plastic turkey in Baghdad?

George at John McCain's birthday party while New Orleans drowned?

George with a dish towel shoved into his crotch landing on the "Mission Accomplished" flight deck?

A photo of all the brush he cut on his "ranch?"

Beats me. The images, words, and actions that make him look like a buffoon are endless. I have no idea what they're planning to put there other than recordings of Limbaugh and Rove telling us what a great president George was.

If it were your job to establish a tribute to George W. Bush, what in the world could you possibly put there to make him look "presidential?"

On edit: This is a serious question. How could any sane person put together any kind of "tribute" to this ridiculous, hollow man?

[Ishoutandscream2]

1. I can't believe SMU has 25 acres to spare

And it's a shame they will waste it on something like this.

[geckosfeet]

2. The actual copy of "My Pet Goat" that he was reading when he let plane

crash into America.

[flvegan]

3. Huge bronze statue of "My Pet Goat"

[Idealism]

4. Saddam's revolver

It will be housed in a single room building built on the entire 25 acre lot.

[FightingIrish]

5. How about a shoe tossing gallery?

[ananda]

6. My Pet Goose next to ..

.. a pic of falling towers.

Sez it all, doncha think?

[Stevenmarc]

7. The Bush Faux Pas-atorium featuring a movie of him screwing up the english language

[dembotoz]

8. my 401 k--doesn't need much room anymore

how about all the protected areas he would not drill for oil in.
not much space either.

But what i really would like to see is his first prison outfit
from when that useless bag.....gets finally brought up on charges.

[lame54]

9. A theatre with Fahrenheit 9/11 on a 24 hour loop

[Uncle Joe]

10. The homeless. n/t

[Cyrano]

15. Yep. It would be great if SMU built a homeless shelter on this site.

But this is the real world and such things never happen.

Then again, if George is tried for war crimes, found guilty and sentenced to life, SMU might just convert it to a homeless shelter. -- Oh, who am I kidding. It would become a dorm for young Republicans.

[Uncle Joe]

19. I suspect that it's possible because of the damage inflicted on our nation

by Bush's corrupt, incompetent, policies, that many current or previous young Republicans will become homeless.

Maybe they could combine it in to a homeless shelter for homeless, estranged, young Republicans, either that or these people become Democrats.

Deadeye Dick could be sent out to hunt quail to keep them fed.

[lpbk2713]

11. Barf bags.

A lot of 'em.

[OakCliffDem]

12. Raw Sewage

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

13. They will hire an actor

made up to look like Bush, but who is articulate and can follow the script Rove is writing right now. Only trouble is the only ones who will believe it are the Limbaugh listeners.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

14. "100 Easy Recipes for Making a Shit Salad Out of Anything - Illustrated"

[ItNerd4life]

16. Early childhood picture books?

That way he can use the library?

[Initech]

17. The 2000 election roller coaster would be a good attraction.

Or a virtual reality exhibit explaining what it's like to be a hanging chad would be a good one.

[Beetwasher]

18. Lookout! Coming Through! I've Got A Delivery For The Bush Library!

[donco6]

20. Piles of shredded documents?

A reproduction of Cheney's secret hideout?

You got me - I'm all out of ideas.

[yewberry]

21. Some Richard Bach books. "Brush-Clearing for Dummies."

Popup book cataloging human-animal hybrids

"Where's Waldo?"

Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich

Switchgrass

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. An IOU to the world.

[DFW]

23. I live not too far from SMU

I haven't visited their campus, but I can't help but wonder if 25 acres isn't the entire SMU
campus. If 25 acres have indeed been dedicated to the Bush Library (sounds about as
believable as "military intelligence," but whatever), then my theory is because they want
it to be soo far from anything that it is out of range from harm by anything short of a
cruise missile.

[chemenger]

24. Enhanced Interrogation Techniques for Dummies

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Shredding the Constitution

The Ultimate Guide to Safe Hunting Practices by Dick Cheney

"How To Get Ahead In Today's Business World by Being A Ruthless, Little Bastard" by Donald Rumsfeld

Residential and Commercial Electrical Wiring Simplified (based on the 1909 national Electrical Codes) edited by Kellog, Brown and Root

"When The Eagle Soars", Condoleeza Rice Plays Your Favorite Political and War Anthems. A 3 CD Collection.

How to Survive Unemployment by Alberto Gonzales

The Cuban Missle Crisis by Dana Perino

[Cleita]

25. Pictures of the torture of prisoners at Abu Ghraib and Gitmo.

Pictures of George obviously drunk while visiting heads of state and attending the Olympics.

The tape of his deer in headlights face while in the classroom in Florida as the WTO was being attacked and no orders were forthcoming from the commander-in-chief as to how to deal with it.

Pictures of him eating cake and strumming a guitar while people were dying in Hurricane Katrina.

If they are going to chronicle his Presidency, at least they should be honest about it.

[Justpat]

26. Cliff Notes and comic books. n/t

[old mark]

27. I believe he spells it "Liberry". nt