Senate Wins Fight To Lower Allowable Amperage Levels On Detainees' Testicles
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Sun Mar-25-07 07:14 PM
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Senate Wins Fight To Lower Allowable Amperage Levels On Detainees' Testicles
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Sun Mar-25-07 07:23 PM
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1. This link gives my computer cramps. I tried going to The Onion
Edited on Sun Mar-25-07 07:23 PM by rzemanfl
and then to the article and got some runtime error message and Internet Explorer closed.
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Sun Mar-25-07 07:26 PM
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2. "The legislation did not address amperage restrictions on suspected terrorists' labia."
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Sun Mar-25-07 07:27 PM
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3. Great Balls of Fire....
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Sun Mar-25-07 07:30 PM
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4. actually they put a pipe up their ass / copper wire up their dick and hook em up to battery charger
Edited on Sun Mar-25-07 07:32 PM by sam sarrha
with their hands cuffed behind their backs and the cuffs hung over the top corner of a door.. while beating the hell out of them with hydrolic hoses.. its called Egyptian truth serum.. their favorite trick
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Sun Mar-25-07 07:34 PM
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6. The Mexican Connection
Hung upside-down with the head in a metal bucket full of water. One wire goes to the bucket, the other I can leave to the imagination. it's like water-boarding with a twist.
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Sun Mar-25-07 07:31 PM
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This week's entire issue is hilarious.
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Sun Mar-25-07 07:36 PM
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Edited on Sun Mar-25-07 07:37 PM by BeFree
Have they gone on an energy saving kick? Next thing you know they'll be saying you can only use non co2 based electricity to fry the innocents.
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