Dead Bat Caterer Feels the Strain of a New Administration.

[LeftHander]

Valdimir Perkov of Dead Bat Catering holds one of the menu items.

WASHINGTON D.C. - Vladimir Perkov said his dead bat catering business is off 59% with the Presidential transition now complete. He exclusively provided snacks and lunch during White House closed door meetings. The Bush administration had a particular liking for the bats found in caves of the desert South West. "They are particularly stinking and full of foul bacteria." He said. "All I have left is some appointees in the Justice Department and Ann Coulter who keep me in business." He is looking for new clients and is applying for Preferred Vendor status from Saddleback Church in California.

[Donnachaidh]

1. Coutergeist noshes on bats?

who'da thunk it? :rofl:

[hvn_nbr_2]

2. Who knew that rabid bats were cannibalistic? nt