BREAKING: Rush Limbaugh Found with Exploded Head!

[MineralMan]

Witnesses say there was nothing left but green goo, and that they heard an ice cream truck drive by just before the incident. Judy Mae Green, a neighbor said, "It wasn't playing regular ice cream truck music. It was some guy yodeling really loud." Another neighbor stated that Limbaugh stood there for a few seconds, yelling "Ack, ack...ack-ack," just before his head exploded. "It was awful," Mary Lou Bigbooty declared.

Police are investigating, but currently have no clear leads.

[eleny]

1. .

[MrMickeysMom]

2. Oxycontin attacks!

Ack! Ack! Ack!

:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

3. The poor guy forgot to put on his Preparation-H face cream. n/t

[panader0]

4. I was hoping he'd fall through his own asshole

and break his effin neck in the process.

[4 t 4]

8. "It wasn't playing regular ice cream truck music.

Heheheheheh

[libodem]

5. The cretin

could only be so full of shit...before something like this happened.

[Shardik]

6. Heh... Loved that movie.

I would rather his head was transplanted to a Chihuahua. :)

[sfpcjock]

7. Do tell

[JaneQPublic]

9. Rush's head exploding would be like a bubble popping: Nothing inside. (nt)

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

10. "You're right, Mr. Snerdly - this guy's bad. Real bad"

was his line today on Obama as realized how his beloved conservative 'movement' is being steamrolled into oblivion.
The tone in his voice was so distressed that I practically peed my pants with excitement.