dear right wingers, we're going to teach your children how to have sex

[fizzgig]

[Manifestor_of_Light]

1. Responsibly, too.

And we will not ignore the reality of science and teenage hormones.

Sincerely,
The Reality Based Community

[derby378]

2. Not just to have sex, but to fuck like bunnies

And before anyone cries out IBTL, I'll just leave it at that. :P

[roamer65]

3. ...and fuck like bunnies with the same sex!!!!

[fizzgig]

4. that will be mandatory

[Tangerine LaBamba]

5. And, worst of all........

they're gonna be REALLY GOOD AT IT!

[skooooo]

6. don't forget, we're taking the guns away too..

:sarcasm:

[johnfunk]

7. Dear right wingers... your kids ALREADY know all about sex...

... we will teach them responsibility, safety and health.

[nc4bo]

8. Teach them how to have sex AND not get preggers. Imagine that?!

Yall are just cuttin' the fool in here tonight :rofl:

What a great day to be an AMERICAN!

[Politicalboi]

9. Dear Right wingers

Your children who are about the age of 7 or 8 know if they are gay already so don't shut them in a closet.

[relayerbob]

10. Let's not

we really don't need more of them.

[edbermac]

11. NOOOOOO!!! Why do we need them producing more RW babies?

Awww...look at this cute little kid!



Same kid 30 years from now. Get a brain morans Jr. :wtf:

[Elwood P Dowd]

12. Teach your children well....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6pphVs8bF0

[BuelahWitch]

13. And we're gonna make them take their birth control pills

every day before class, so the stupid fucks don't breed!